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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #165 on: September 12, 2013, 02:04:49 AM »
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bug me?

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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #166 on: September 12, 2013, 12:59:20 PM »
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Don't see what the fuss is about.

Me neither. Usual American habit of making a mountain out of a molehill.

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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #167 on: September 12, 2013, 01:14:14 PM »
^
I have that problem right now
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #168 on: September 13, 2013, 04:34:07 AM »
If you make your own dip you can make just enough! Guacamole and salsa are both dead easy to make at home.
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #169 on: September 14, 2013, 01:36:50 AM »
I don't like dip.
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #170 on: September 14, 2013, 05:07:44 AM »
  I have neither chips NOR dip!  Somebody pay attention to ME!   :bigcry:
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #171 on: September 14, 2013, 05:15:32 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 14, 2013, 05:07:44 AM
  I have neither chips NOR dip!  Somebody pay attention to ME!   :bigcry:
Harden the fuck up!  :cbc: :hahaha:
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #172 on: September 14, 2013, 05:23:43 AM »
When one of my sons was little all he wanted to eat was the dip and used to ask for a spoon :zombiefuck:
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #173 on: September 14, 2013, 08:35:12 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 14, 2013, 05:07:44 AM
  I have neither chips NOR dip!  Somebody pay attention to ME!   :bigcry:

I don't have chips or dips
I don't have green Eggs and Ham
I do not have it, CBC I am
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #174 on: September 14, 2013, 11:38:49 AM »
Quote from: who said that on September 14, 2013, 05:07:44 AM
  I have neither chips NOR dip!  Somebody pay attention to ME!   :bigcry:
who said that?
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #175 on: September 14, 2013, 12:03:56 PM »
I like the way this thread has derailed. :kapkao:
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #176 on: September 14, 2013, 04:07:45 PM »
Now I want guacamole.

Ooh I made my own chips the other day, they were really good!  Slice up corn tortillas, put a tiny bit of olive oil and salt on them, at bake at 350 for 10-15 minutes.  They were really good and not too evil because I only used a tiny bit of oil. 
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #177 on: September 14, 2013, 06:45:18 PM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on September 14, 2013, 08:35:12 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 14, 2013, 05:07:44 AM
  I have neither chips NOR dip!  Somebody pay attention to ME!   :bigcry:

I don't have chips or dips
I don't have green Eggs and Ham
I do not have it, CBC I am

  Don't you keep them on a shelf?
   Don't you keep them for yourself?
   Don't you keep them for a guest?
   Don't you know I love them best?  :bigcry:
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #178 on: September 14, 2013, 06:50:18 PM »
Quote from: McWorker on September 14, 2013, 11:38:49 AM
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  I have neither chips NOR dip!  Somebody pay attention to ME!   :bigcry:
who said that?

  Gwyneth Paltrow jokingly said something like  "Somebody pay attention to ME!"  in her role as Paula Hunt in
  Mrs. Parker And The Vicious Circle.  I used it here as a  cri de coeur.  Quite simply, I need chips and dip!   :emosad:
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Re: The endlessly entertaining faggotry thread
« Reply #179 on: September 15, 2013, 02:49:19 AM »
I want crisps. :(
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