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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #75 on: July 11, 2014, 08:53:16 PM »
Don't tell me; let me try to figure it out.
on the ratio of water to coffee for an enema that might work? (no one has commented, worldly or otherwise) or my comments on other things? I remind you, try to stay on topic. We were talking in volume.  :voodoo:

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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #76 on: July 11, 2014, 09:03:53 PM »
Don't tell me; let me try to figure it out.
on the ratio of water to coffee for an enema that might work? (no one has commented, worldly or otherwise) or my comments on other things? I remind you, try to stay on topic. We were talking in volume.  :voodoo:

Why are we talking about butt coffee? :dunno: Is that a hint? :orly:

Do you ever inject coffee into your ass when constipated? :zoinks:
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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #77 on: July 11, 2014, 09:55:40 PM »
Don't tell me; let me try to figure it out.
on the ratio of water to coffee for an enema that might work? (no one has commented, worldly or otherwise) or my comments on other things? I remind you, try to stay on topic. We were talking in volume.  :voodoo:

Why are we talking about butt coffee? :dunno: Is that a hint? :orly:

Do you ever inject coffee into your ass when constipated? :zoinks:

I can talk about it, you seem nervous.

Been around for a long time, so have enemas. Me thinks that's why you're nervous. Everybody under the sun knows, caffeine is a great liberator. In a lot of ways.

said nothing about constipation, you did.

Think, be open, be brave.

ps, you do seem constipated, I doubt even a coffee enema will fix it, too bad. wouldn't it be nice if fixes could be so simple?

While I'm still inexperience with the amounts, I can tell you a little about the volume needed, you seem to have a very tight ass. I suggest more, cause you've been holding it in for a very long time.

Come to think of it, why did you think I do it to myself, and not another? Oh ya, I remember now.
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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #78 on: July 11, 2014, 10:07:26 PM »
Don't tell me; let me try to figure it out.
on the ratio of water to coffee for an enema that might work? (no one has commented, worldly or otherwise) or my comments on other things? I remind you, try to stay on topic. We were talking in volume.  :voodoo:

Why are we talking about butt coffee? :dunno: Is that a hint? :orly:

Do you ever inject coffee into your ass when constipated? :zoinks:

I can talk about it, you seem nervous.

Been around for a long time, so have enemas. Me thinks that's why you're nervous. Everybody under the sun knows, caffeine is a great liberator. In a lot of ways.

said nothing about constipation, you did.

Think, be open, be brave.

ps, you do seem constipated, I doubt even a coffee enema will fix it, too bad. wouldn't it be nice if fixes could be so simple?

Your posts are jumbled. :GA:

There is being open, and there is squirting coffee up your ass. :desert: However, you didn't answer my question as to whether this discussion is a reference to another member here.
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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #79 on: July 11, 2014, 10:18:56 PM »
The original question was, how many oz in a cup, the answer is 6, but...

it all is esoteric.

I came in  after god knows how many years, as, how many cups in an enema bag, which was the correct replay, after 6 damn pages of nothing, for the old Intensity (squared).

And it ain't my ass I'm playing with and she likes it, what the fuck is it to you? other then you can't understand it's been around for a long time and it isn't what your mamma told you?

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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #80 on: July 12, 2014, 01:22:53 AM »
You've been registered for years. How come you didn't post until now?
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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #81 on: July 12, 2014, 08:27:23 AM »
The original question was, how many oz in a cup, the answer is 6, but...

it all is esoteric.

I came in  after god knows how many years, as, how many cups in an enema bag, which was the correct replay, after 6 damn pages of nothing, for the old Intensity (squared).

And it ain't my ass I'm playing with and she likes it, what the fuck is it to you? other then you can't understand it's been around for a long time and it isn't what your mamma told you?

:bunny:

You're incoherently insulting me. :GA:
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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #82 on: July 12, 2014, 02:27:01 PM »
One cup is 8 fluid ounces.

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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #83 on: July 12, 2014, 07:08:30 PM »
One cup is 8 fluid ounces.

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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #84 on: July 13, 2014, 01:37:30 AM »
:coffee:

Coffee isn't for wimps.
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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #85 on: July 13, 2014, 05:42:49 AM »
Depends on the type of coffee how big the cup should be.
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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #86 on: July 13, 2014, 06:11:16 AM »
Depends on the type of coffee how big the cup should be.

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CBC's cup is for espresso. :tea: :orly:
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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #87 on: July 13, 2014, 08:21:24 AM »
Espresso certainly isn't for wimps.

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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #88 on: July 13, 2014, 10:24:48 AM »
Don't tell me; let me try to figure it out.
on the ratio of water to coffee for an enema that might work? (no one has commented, worldly or otherwise) or my comments on other things? I remind you, try to stay on topic. We were talking in volume.  :voodoo:

Why are we talking about butt coffee? :dunno: Is that a hint? :orly:

Do you ever inject coffee into your ass when constipated? :zoinks:

I can talk about it, you seem nervous.

Been around for a long time, so have enemas. Me thinks that's why you're nervous. Everybody under the sun knows, caffeine is a great liberator. In a lot of ways.

said nothing about constipation, you did.

Think, be open, be brave.

ps, you do seem constipated, I doubt even a coffee enema will fix it, too bad. wouldn't it be nice if fixes could be so simple?

While I'm still inexperience with the amounts, I can tell you a little about the volume needed, you seem to have a very tight ass. I suggest more, cause you've been holding it in for a very long time.

Come to think of it, why did you think I do it to myself, and not another? Oh ya, I remember now.
If you're trying to shock members of this forum with this kind of topic, you are barking up entirely the wrong tree.
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Re: Coffee question
« Reply #89 on: July 13, 2014, 10:43:44 AM »
  ^ Besides not being shocked, I wasn't even able to follow, cause I haz the ADD, so I gave up.  :tard:
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