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Silly punctuation mark, I do not smoke. Twas merely a youthful experiment.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I don't want to give up caffeine. Why should I?
Accidents happen.
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 10:28:06 AMAccidents happen. Yep. That's how I happened.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 04, 2014, 02:53:16 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 10:28:06 AMAccidents happen. Yep. That's how I happened.That's how all of us happened.
Quote from: Icequeen on May 04, 2014, 04:01:45 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on May 04, 2014, 02:53:16 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 10:28:06 AMAccidents happen. Yep. That's how I happened.That's how all of us happened.Speak for yourselves. I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me.
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 04, 2014, 04:22:31 PMQuote from: Icequeen on May 04, 2014, 04:01:45 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on May 04, 2014, 02:53:16 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 10:28:06 AMAccidents happen. Yep. That's how I happened.That's how all of us happened.Speak for yourselves. I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me. You were laid.
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 04, 2014, 04:22:31 PMQuote from: Icequeen on May 04, 2014, 04:01:45 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on May 04, 2014, 02:53:16 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 10:28:06 AMAccidents happen. Yep. That's how I happened.That's how all of us happened.Speak for yourselves. I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me. Yeah, sure...and I was left on the doorstep by the gypsies. The lies our parents tell us.
Quote from: Icequeen on May 04, 2014, 06:33:32 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on May 04, 2014, 04:22:31 PMQuote from: Icequeen on May 04, 2014, 04:01:45 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on May 04, 2014, 02:53:16 PMQuote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 10:28:06 AMAccidents happen. Yep. That's how I happened.That's how all of us happened.Speak for yourselves. I was sent down from heaven by God and then my parents drove to the hospital to get me. Yeah, sure...and I was left on the doorstep by the gypsies. The lies our parents tell us. My mother and I never really had "the talk." She explained menstruation in so little detail that I didn't fully understand the source of the bleeding till I stumbled upon a passage about it in a Harriet The Spy book. I learned about my period with the help of a fictional 12-year-old girl. And I really did believe God beamed me down to the hospital Star Trek style, and all I was allowed to read about s-e-x was in a prissy book by James Dobson, who my mother approved of because she thought he was Catholic. If she'd known he was a fundamentalist Protestant, I probably wouldn't have been allowed to read that either. Fortunately my unpopularity kept me out of trouble.