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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #270 on: June 08, 2014, 08:19:08 PM »
They cleared the brush and trees back and paved the road, it looked great...then they hired some drunk to paint the lines...I should film a trip down the highway and youtube it...drove my kid to his friends house 5 miles up the road and couldn't stop laughing.


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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #271 on: June 08, 2014, 11:17:27 PM »
My son uses an air compressor, just outside.

Bring it to the block party. :orly:

That would be very effective against any small talk.
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #272 on: June 09, 2014, 02:14:57 AM »
My son uses an air compressor, just outside.

Bring it to the block party. :orly:

That would be very effective against any small talk.

That would be the wrong kind of a blow job.  Ice Queen should bring her vacuums.
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #273 on: June 09, 2014, 05:10:35 AM »
Somebody is getting a fuel delivery I can hear the truck
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #274 on: June 09, 2014, 06:00:32 AM »
My son uses an air compressor, just outside.

Bring it to the block party. :orly:

That would be very effective against any small talk.

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My son uses an air compressor, just outside.

Bring it to the block party. :orly:

That would be very effective against any small talk.

That would be the wrong kind of a blow job.  Ice Queen should bring her vacuums.

How would that protect Odeon from small talk? :GA:
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #275 on: June 09, 2014, 09:09:10 AM »
Leaf blowers.

I have 3. :zoinks:


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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #276 on: June 09, 2014, 03:48:17 PM »
Bastards who live five miles away put up their flags (or rather flegs) without permission, therefore breaking the law.

But if I said anything, they'd riot on my street.

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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #277 on: June 09, 2014, 04:02:06 PM »
Bastards who live five miles away put up their flags (or rather flegs) without permission, therefore breaking the law.

But if I said anything, they'd riot on my street.
There's laws against flags?

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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #278 on: June 09, 2014, 04:09:03 PM »
Bastards who live five miles away put up their flags (or rather flegs) without permission, therefore breaking the law.

But if I said anything, they'd riot on my street.
There's laws against flags?

I live in Northern Ireland. Its complicated.

Basically, going into an area and putting certain flags on lampposts without permission is illegal.
But that doesn't stop bigots from doing it. 

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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #279 on: June 09, 2014, 04:34:56 PM »
Its complicated.
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #280 on: June 09, 2014, 04:42:56 PM »
My son uses an air compressor, just outside.

Bring it to the block party. :orly:

That would be very effective against any small talk.

:indeed:

My son uses an air compressor, just outside.

Bring it to the block party. :orly:

That would be very effective against any small talk.

That would be the wrong kind of a blow job.  Ice Queen should bring her vacuums.

How would that protect Odeon from small talk? :GA:

An air compressor blows out air.  A vacuum cleaner sucks it in.  Odeon couldn't do small talk, but he might do a lot of moaning.  :squit:
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #281 on: June 09, 2014, 11:18:06 PM »
Its complicated.
Google is my friend. :M

So that's why we have the Google bots swarming the place?
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
« Reply #282 on: June 10, 2014, 06:32:34 AM »
My son uses an air compressor, just outside.

Bring it to the block party. :orly:

That would be very effective against any small talk.

:indeed:

My son uses an air compressor, just outside.

Bring it to the block party. :orly:

That would be very effective against any small talk.

That would be the wrong kind of a blow job.  Ice Queen should bring her vacuums.

How would that protect Odeon from small talk? :GA:

An air compressor blows out air.  A vacuum cleaner sucks it in.  Odeon couldn't do small talk, but he might do a lot of moaning.  :squit:

An air compressor also sucks in air, and a vacuum cleaner blows it out. :GA:
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Re: What happens outside where you live?
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