A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I have admired the cattle heronsand the haw, tolerated the raccoon, detested the opossum, accepted the rats, but seeing an armadillo cross the street tonight was close to the last straw. Am I living in a fucking wilderness? I'm less than 10 miles from a major city. Those bastards can carry Hansen's Disease.
There are tits feasting on baby spiders, at least, that is what I think they are doing.And the rain is slowing down. And I hope there is a van coming my way, with two big packages that I paid for.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Pike fest this weekend. Miles of yard sales, horses, tractor pulls, and funnel cakes.Sneaking out Sat. morning before it gets too crazy.
Quote from: Icequeen on May 15, 2014, 07:17:33 PMPike fest this weekend. Miles of yard sales, horses, tractor pulls, and funnel cakes.Sneaking out Sat. morning before it gets too crazy. Is that a fishing derby?
The National Pike Days Festival is celebrated in May which celebrates the history of what is now Route 40 through Somerset, Fayette and Washington counties. Route 40 is the National Road that stretches from New Jersey to California. It commemorate the travels of the pioneers and travelers across the Alleghenies. . The festival is celebrate all along Route 40
Quote from: Semicolon on May 16, 2014, 03:56:41 AMQuote from: Icequeen on May 15, 2014, 07:17:33 PMPike fest this weekend. Miles of yard sales, horses, tractor pulls, and funnel cakes.Sneaking out Sat. morning before it gets too crazy. Is that a fishing derby? Road festival. People dress up like pioneers, bring out their old tractors, sell antiques, have yard sales, roast chickens, make funnel cakes...and generally act like lunatics for 3 days every May. QuoteThe National Pike Days Festival is celebrated in May which celebrates the history of what is now Route 40 through Somerset, Fayette and Washington counties. Route 40 is the National Road that stretches from New Jersey to California. It commemorate the travels of the pioneers and travelers across the Alleghenies. . The festival is celebrate all along Route 40
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Birds are chirping, slugs and snails are everywhere, and the air is humid and oppressive.It's going to be a very sticky day.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
There is some firework being lit.
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 24, 2014, 04:22:05 PMThere is some firework being lit.How do you know? Is the firework lecturing on anarchism and Latin?