What happens outside where you live?

['andersom']

There's a creaking door sound, outside. Wonder if the neighbours forgot to close their door. It is nearly midnight, and it is cold.

['andersom']

Door got closed, then it went open again. There were beeping sounds. It is weird.

Now voices are filling the silence outside.

["couldbecousin"]

There's a creaking door sound, outside. Wonder if the neighbours forgot to close their door. It is nearly midnight, and it is cold.

  Maybe you could go over there and  steal their stuff  investigate! 

["couldbecousin"]

Door got closed, then it went open again. There were beeping sounds. It is weird.

Now voices are filling the silence outside.

  Beeping sounds?  Was their smoke alarm going off?  I want to hear what happened next! 

[Semicolon]

There's a creaking door sound, outside. Wonder if the neighbours forgot to close their door. It is nearly midnight, and it is cold.

  Maybe you could go over there and  steal their stuff  investigate! 

We at the NSA find it suspicious that your first thought was of criminal behavior.

Door got closed, then it went open again. There were beeping sounds. It is weird.

Now voices are filling the silence outside.

  Beeping sounds?  Was their smoke alarm going off?  I want to hear what happened next! 

Perhaps you were backing up.

[odeon]

NOTHING is happening outside.

It's time to make something happen outside.

Such as?

[odeon]

And still nothing.

[Semicolon]

NOTHING is happening outside.

It's time to make something happen outside.

Such as?

[odeon]

Silly punctuation mark. We don't have any snow. It's Al Gore's fault, which you know perfectly well.

[Queen Victoria]

I live in interesting times.  From the Times-Picayune today.

New Orleans paramedics responded late Tuesday night to one of the city's oddest emergency calls in some time, when they were dispatched to an undisclosed French Quarter location by reports of a "man on fire."

Well, part of him, anyway.

The responding crew had to treat and transport a man who had sustained severe burns that were limited to both buttocks and one upper rear thigh. The man was given pain medication after what, apparently, was an asinine stunt. Medics said he was transported to the Interim LSU Hospital trauma center in stable condition.

New Orleans EMS spokeswoman Liz Belcher confirmed what details she could on Wednesday, but noted that the EMS crew handling the call was unable to obtain the patient's age, nor learn how his buns had gotten so sticky. The man was described as "uncooperative."

Imagine that.

"After reading the report and speaking with the responding crew, it seems they got a call for a man on fire," Belcher said. "They showed up, and bystanders had extinguished the gentleman. We are not quite sure how he became the victim of a fire. He was not clear on that."

There was no indication that the man was a plumber, nor whether crack played a role in his mishap.

Bottom line, this had to hurt. And here it's not even a full moon this week.

[odeon]

Not much. Not much at all.

['andersom']

My nose tells me the neighbours are frying eggs.
I want to go to bed, but somehow now I feel hungry.

[Semicolon]

My nose tells me the neighbours are frying eggs.
I want to go to bed, but somehow now I feel hungry.

You could imitate the Weeble and ask for eggs.

[Queen Victoria]

I have admired the cattle heronsand the haw, tolerated the raccoon, detested the opossum, accepted the rats, but seeing an armadillo cross the street tonight was close to the last straw.  Am I living in a fucking wilderness?  I'm less than 10 miles from a major city.  Those bastards can carry Hansen's Disease.

['andersom']

There are tits feasting on baby spiders, at least, that is what I think they are doing.
And the rain is slowing down.

And I hope there is a van coming my way, with two big packages that I paid for.