"If it looks like a , and quacks like a , we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands." - Douglas Adams (English Writer) 1952-2001
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Sparrows chirping, a postie dropping mail in my letterbox, and an occasional magpie coming by. The latter is weird. Five years ago I saw a magpie in my village for the first time, they were really rare here. Now I have them in my garden. Don't want them, I want blackbirds, sparrows, starlings, robins, the occasional wren and tits.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Not much.Daughter's boyfriend just left.
The snow is melting.
Quote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 12:48:34 AMNot much.Daughter's boyfriend just left.Time to set the booby traps.
Quote from: Semicolon on February 20, 2014, 07:16:38 AMQuote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 12:48:34 AMNot much.Daughter's boyfriend just left.Time to set the booby traps. What makes you think I haven't already?
Quote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 11:46:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on February 20, 2014, 07:16:38 AMQuote from: odeon on February 20, 2014, 12:48:34 AMNot much.Daughter's boyfriend just left.Time to set the booby traps. What makes you think I haven't already?So, he's a smart guy. Time for a new test?