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Re: House pests.
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2013, 06:20:52 PM »
I've been finding bugs and spiders.  Actually, first I found the spider.  Then I Found the bug.  But the spider was so much littler than the bug, so it hardly matters. 

I need more spiders, fewer bugs.   :GA:

Will gladly send you more spiders.  :zombiefuck:

I really, really dislike spiders. Especially the large wolf variety around here. Creepy fuckers.

They do freak me out when they spring suddenly out of nowhere.  But they don't carry diseases like bugs.  Roaches especially.  The spider I found was really tiny, and caught in my sink.  Possibly on the verge of drowning in a little droplet of water.  I scooped him out and flung him out my window.  Maybe he dried off. 



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Re: House pests.
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2013, 06:25:00 PM »
Actually I think spiders are cool.
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Re: House pests.
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2013, 06:39:21 PM »
Im terrified of spiders :-[ Im scared of most insects :-[

I can catch them in a box, and then throw them out, but I could never touch them.

Evil little bastards :grrr:

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2013, 06:40:22 PM »
I keep spiders and mantises as pets all the time.
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Re: House pests.
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2013, 10:51:34 PM »
  My friend's son was attacked and bitten in his yard by a rabid fox.  He had shots and he is OK now.  :orly:
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Re: House pests.
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2013, 11:38:43 PM »
A fed animal is a dead animal.



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Re: House pests.
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2013, 04:43:32 AM »
Our garage is an old, former stables. It was infested with mice a year or so ago.
It was so bad, that I couldnt even park my car in the garage. You would open the door, and you would see them scatter :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
My best friend lives in the flat above the garage, and although she never saw one in her flat, she was so freaked out, that she had to move into the house.

There was far too many mice to catch with traps, so the gardener put out trays of poison for them. I looked in one evening, and there was dozens of mice trying to get at the trays of poison. I almost puked :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

He had to come back every day to pick up the bodies of the dead ones :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Im still traumatized by the experience :laugh:

Solution without poison, but, with killing mice and rats.

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2013, 04:49:27 AM »
I had a house infested with mice, last winter. Hope it will not happen again. With two cats, there still were mice. I think it was the dry conditions that made it possible for mice to tunnel towards my house, and then get into it via double walls with insulation.

One mouse in a cage may be cute. Two mice equals lots of mice in just a very short time. And, a mouse has no bladder, so it leaks urine all the time, when and where ever it goes. Yuck!
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Re: House pests.
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2013, 05:31:22 AM »
I had a house infested with mice, last winter. Hope it will not happen again. With two cats, there still were mice. I think it was the dry conditions that made it possible for mice to tunnel towards my house, and then get into it via double walls with insulation.

One mouse in a cage may be cute. Two mice equals lots of mice in just a very short time. And, a mouse has no bladder, so it leaks urine all the time, when and where ever it goes. Yuck!

  I first heard that on one of my hoarding shows.  They are very educational!   :tv:
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Re: House pests.
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2013, 05:46:12 AM »
I had a house infested with mice, last winter. Hope it will not happen again. With two cats, there still were mice. I think it was the dry conditions that made it possible for mice to tunnel towards my house, and then get into it via double walls with insulation.

One mouse in a cage may be cute. Two mice equals lots of mice in just a very short time. And, a mouse has no bladder, so it leaks urine all the time, when and where ever it goes. Yuck!

  I first heard that on one of my hoarding shows.  They are very educational!   :tv:
:indeed: They should make watching them compulsory.  :M
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Re: House pests.
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2013, 11:44:53 AM »
I got loads of spiders outside, and sometimes inside. They're okay as long as they respect my personal space, and they do, much much better than flies.

I ate some caramel the other day, went out for a cig, and spit caramel-tainted saliva on the wall. Long-leggy spiders have been gorging on my crusted up saliva for three days. They're so charming!

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Re: House pests.
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2013, 01:59:21 PM »
Long-leggy spiders have been gorging on my crusted up saliva for three days. They're so charming!

That is both disgusting and hilarious



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Re: House pests.
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2013, 03:15:05 PM »
Our garage is an old, former stables. It was infested with mice a year or so ago.
It was so bad, that I couldnt even park my car in the garage. You would open the door, and you would see them scatter :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
My best friend lives in the flat above the garage, and although she never saw one in her flat, she was so freaked out, that she had to move into the house.

There was far too many mice to catch with traps, so the gardener put out trays of poison for them. I looked in one evening, and there was dozens of mice trying to get at the trays of poison. I almost puked :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

He had to come back every day to pick up the bodies of the dead ones :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Im still traumatized by the experience :laugh:

Solution without poison, but, with killing mice and rats.


OMG, that is gross :laugh: The poor mice fall into a pool of alcohol, to preserve their corpse :zombiefuck: I wouldnt like to be the one to empty it :laugh:

It does seem better than having corpses strewn across the driveway and garage though :laugh:



I suppose I should get used to this kind of thing. Im guessing that mice, rats, insects, and cockroaches will be quite common in Budapest. Ive heard that theres cockroaches :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Im kinda thinking of getting my own house, so I might have to deal with things like that by myself :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:


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Re: House pests.
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2013, 03:18:50 PM »
I can move in by you and help you with your mice  :eyelash:

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« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2013, 03:23:50 PM »
I can move in by you and help you with your mice  :eyelash:

Youd need to be able to help me with spiders and cockroaches too :laugh: