Do you live by any crazy neighbours?

[Parts]

You must kill her! That's what the Romans would have done!

I won't do anything that breaks the law. I'm not going to stoop to her level.

Plant some nice evasive bamboo right up against it on your side, she will be pulling it out of her lawn for years to come

[Beardy McFuckface]

I usually retaliate by blasting low frequency sounds up at the ceiling, at the loudest volume possible. Usually shuts them up.

What exactly would low frequency sound do? vibrate them? or is it high pitched like a sound only a dog would hear?

Low frequency = low pitch. I usually have it between 30-100hz. Sine or triangle wave.

[Jesse]

That is cool. I really like soundwaves. shockwaves, and when sound breaks glass
So is this some sort of sound gun you have, or AMP speaker stereo sound you have set up?

[Semicolon]

Back in the good old days, couldn't you just shoot people in America for putting up a fence on your property? 

Still can if no one is around and you can dispose of the body without getting caught

You must kill her! That's what the Romans would have done!

I won't do anything that breaks the law. I'm not going to stoop to her level.

Plant some nice evasive bamboo right up against it on your side, she will be pulling it out of her lawn for years to come

It'll spread in both directions. You still own the property on her side of the fence, correct? Why not build another fence on her property? The area in the middle will be no man's land.

[Beardy McFuckface]

That is cool. I really like soundwaves. shockwaves, and when sound breaks glass
So is this some sort of sound gun you have, or AMP speaker stereo sound you have set up?

Nothing special. Once your speakers can produce bass, you have the ability to play low frequency sounds. The sound is produced by one of my synths.

[Player]

You must kill her! That's what the Romans would have done!

I won't do anything that breaks the law. I'm not going to stoop to her level.

Plant some nice evasive bamboo right up against it on your side, she will be pulling it out of her lawn for years to come

If I was an evil person I would throw some Japanese Knotweed into her precious garden. It would send her property price tumbling. I'd also throw some meat laced with anti-freeze for her cat which she adores. I could also pay some local thugs to rob her house. I could also spam her address with marketing shit. I could also complain about her to her service based company and she'd probably get reprimanded. I could seriously fuck her and make her life miserable and not get caught.

But I'm not an evil person.

[Parts]

You must kill her! That's what the Romans would have done!

I won't do anything that breaks the law. I'm not going to stoop to her level.

Plant some nice evasive bamboo right up against it on your side, she will be pulling it out of her lawn for years to come

If I was an evil person I would throw some Japanese Knotweed into her precious garden. It would send her property price tumbling. I'd also throw some meat laced with anti-freeze for her cat which she adores. I could also pay some local thugs to rob her house. I could also spam her address with marketing shit. I could also complain about her to her service based company and she'd probably get reprimanded. I could seriously fuck her and make her life miserable and not get caught.

But I'm not an evil person.

Well your a nicer guy than I am while I would never poison someones pet, the knot weed I would do without a second thought.

[Trigger 11]

Yes!

[Icequeen]

You must kill her! That's what the Romans would have done!

I won't do anything that breaks the law. I'm not going to stoop to her level.

Plant some nice evasive bamboo right up against it on your side, she will be pulling it out of her lawn for years to come

If I was an evil person I would throw some Japanese Knotweed into her precious garden. It would send her property price tumbling. I'd also throw some meat laced with anti-freeze for her cat which she adores. I could also pay some local thugs to rob her house. I could also spam her address with marketing shit. I could also complain about her to her service based company and she'd probably get reprimanded. I could seriously fuck her and make her life miserable and not get caught.

But I'm not an evil person.

The cat's innocent, poor thing can't help it that his owner's an asshole. Yep I would never hurt someone's pet.

Go get yourself some table salt, sprinkle it on her grass. Doesn't take much. 

["couldbecousin"]

  We have had a couple of loud, obnoxious tenants in my building over the years.
  We had a guy in the basement apartment who bellowed at the TV during sports events and stank up the building
  with his marijuana, and there was a big belligerent girl who came home at 2:40 a.m., New Year's morning, and spent
  the next 90 minutes out in the hall shouting with her friends.  I cowered in my apartment watching Montel Williams. 

[Semicolon]

  We have had a couple of loud, obnoxious tenants in my building over the years.
  We had a guy in the basement apartment who bellowed at the TV during sports events and stank up the building
  with his marijuana, and there was a big belligerent girl who came home at 2:40 a.m., New Year's morning, and spent
  the next 90 minutes out in the hall shouting with her friends.  I cowered in my apartment watching Montel Williams. 

I'm surprised that you're not the crazy neighbor. Doesn't the smell of brimstone keep them up at night?

["couldbecousin"]

  We have had a couple of loud, obnoxious tenants in my building over the years.
  We had a guy in the basement apartment who bellowed at the TV during sports events and stank up the building
  with his marijuana, and there was a big belligerent girl who came home at 2:40 a.m., New Year's morning, and spent
  the next 90 minutes out in the hall shouting with her friends.  I cowered in my apartment watching Montel Williams. 

I'm surprised that you're not the crazy neighbor. Doesn't the smell of brimstone keep them up at night?

  More like the smell of delicious microwaved food and the sound of gentle wobbling!

[conlang returns]

  I cowered in my apartment watching Montel Williams. 

My mom hates him.  She says he doesn't know how to breathe properly.  She told me to watch his shoulders when he took a breath, and sure enough, wham, up they jump, every time he takes a breath.  Shows he's using the wrong muscles or something. 

["couldbecousin"]

  I cowered in my apartment watching Montel Williams. 

My mom hates him.  She says he doesn't know how to breathe properly.  She told me to watch his shoulders when he took a breath, and sure enough, wham, up they jump, every time he takes a breath.  Shows he's using the wrong muscles or something.

  Maybe he does need training, or maybe his multiple sclerosis is interfering with his breathing, I dunno. 

[Parts]

  I cowered in my apartment watching Montel Williams. 

My mom hates him.  She says he doesn't know how to breathe properly.  She told me to watch his shoulders when he took a breath, and sure enough, wham, up they jump, every time he takes a breath.  Shows he's using the wrong muscles or something.

I have a low opinion of anyone who puts his name on one of those payday loan companies