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Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« on: August 24, 2013, 10:05:26 PM »
I do. one guy, I don't know what his problem is but acts like a hard ass standing outside his house with no T-shirt on clapping his hands. people avoid walking by him. I know I do, and I think the entire neighbourhood thinks hes genuinely crazy. between him watching his TV way to Loudly and acting like he's in some rap video I'd say there is something wrong with him

Then, the people next to us look like there about to die and have staff come over and buy them groceries. and take care of the yard. The guy that lives there is green. a soft pea green color and my mother thinks his liver or kidneys are failing. possibly, chemotherapy aswell.

The woman is super skinny and I don't know what her problem is, but she is defintly dying. but the house they live in is nice, and neither of understand it at all. I hope they are ok, however and my perceptions are wrong

What are your neighbours like?
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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2013, 10:14:34 PM »
My neighbors periodically throw parties.  There's one right next door up the hill, and down the hill one house past us is another.  They play really loud damn music.  I wouldn't mind, actually, except they have horrible taste.  Literally everything they listen to is terrible.  I always drive by them with my windows down playing Metallica really loud in revenge.  Somebody has to teach these people culture, afterall. 



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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2013, 10:22:24 PM »
What is the point of loud music? to force someone to change their taste in music. good point
I'd rather listen to bugs mating than horrible music
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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2013, 11:01:28 PM »
Quiet neighborhood.

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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2013, 11:38:37 PM »
My immediate neighbors are all pretty cool. About 24 years ago I had 2 scumbag ex cons next door but fortunately they moved after a couple of months.

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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2013, 01:45:57 AM »
I am the crazy neighbor or at least that is what they think  :2thumbsup:  They never know what to expect from me  I have cast aluminum, done blacksmithing and welded  in the driveway and I am always working on something so they are used to banging,smoke and fire for the most part.  I am in general friendly though and try and do the real loud stuff when most of them are at work.  I also hate yard work and it can be a bit messy at times and  they didn't seem to appreciate my bowling ball lawn edging and sculptures either :green:
 
As for them, I have a couple neighbors that are lawn obsessed one takes about an hour and a half to mow edge and blow off his front yard which is only about 50x25 feet and another that has landscapers there two to three times a week.  I also have some real drinkers who can be loud as fuck but they have gotten better in the last few years.  The ones across the street  think and act like they are better than everyone looking down their noses at everyone in the neighborhood.  They also have a little rat dog that yips that Max wants to eat
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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2013, 02:18:20 AM »
I want you as a neighbour.
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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2013, 05:03:29 AM »
I want you as a neighbour.

So move to America. :viking:
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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2013, 05:04:30 AM »
I don't but my neighbours do!  :orly:

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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2013, 05:26:09 AM »
I want you as a neighbour.
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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2013, 06:31:46 AM »
I want you as a neighbour.
:agreed: Parts would be an excellent neighbor.

  Parts would be like the offbeat sitcom neighbor, always something interesting going on next door!  :green:
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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2013, 06:34:45 AM »
  My neighborbood is made up of three-decker buildings, so the only neighbors I know at all
  are the ones in my house.  There have been a couple of shootings on my street over the years,
  but with no injuries, and I didn't witness either one.  Occasionally there will be a loud drunken
  argument outdoors late at night but nothing too bad.  :autism:
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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2013, 06:35:31 AM »
Neighbours above me are the party animal types. Annoying when you're trying to get some sleep.

I usually retaliate by blasting low frequency sounds up at the ceiling, at the loudest volume possible. Usually shuts them up.

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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2013, 06:41:45 AM »
Direct neighbours aren't crazy but are a bit whispery, so to say. They silently talk, psss/psss, when they're in their garden. Also, they/an older couple, when the sun's away, close all their windows and sliding doors with rolling shutters on the outside of their house. I consider that a bit paranoid.. but hey.

Most folk here are quite 'normal' as far as I can tell. Iz probably considered the odd one out.

There's also an adolescent kiddo across the street who's on the auti-spectrum as well. Hope he'll gets a bit of the happy life.

Um, there's a mother with two young daughters as well. They moved here (p/m) a year ago and they are loud as fuck. And messy as.. dunno.. their garden is like a garbage plot. They also have a small dog that is crazy. It starts barking and stays in it.. for hours at times. I'm NOT in the habit harming animals at all but sometimes wish to kick that doggy when he goes off again. The little piece of shit makes me go indoors at times.
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Re: Do you live by any crazy neighbours?
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2013, 07:01:11 AM »
One side is an infestation of pakis, that always stomp around and bang on the wall between this house and their nest. I usually retaliate by turning the music up when they are likely to be trying to sleep, and/or slamming the butt of my rifle against the wall.

The the next door neighbor on the other side mind you, makes up for there being such a nidus of abhuman vermin. Tall, slim, lovely figure, cute as hell accent, and generally hot as fuck in pretty much most other ways one could think of. And I reckon she might be on the spectrum somewhere. Just intuition. Could be wrong; but I don't think so.

Beyond the pale. Way, way beyond the pale.

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