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Britain v Spain
« on: August 24, 2013, 12:59:33 PM »
Things are hotting up over the 2.6 square miles of British Territory on the tip of the Iberian Peninsula known as Gibraltar.

The area has been  under British rule since 1713 but sovereignty has always been contested by Spain.

The Spanish took it off a Jewish group during the Spanish Inquisition of 1501.  Prior to that it belonged to the Moors people during the Islamic conquest of the Iberian Peninsula.

The Spanish claim it should belong to them every now and again.  The reason things have kicked off this time is due to the people of Gibraltar trying to protect it's waters from Spanish fishing boats.   The treaty at the time Britain took over it (Treaty of Utrecht) states 
"The Catholic King does hereby, for himself, his heirs and successors, yield to the
Crown of Great Britain the full and entire propriety of the town and castle of Gibraltar,
together with the port, fortifications, and forts thereunto belonging; and he gives up
the said propriety to be held and enjoyed absolutely with all manner of right for ever,
without any exception or impediment whatsoever."
  -  fails to mention the sea.   So Spain claims the sea around Gibraltar belongs to them to fish the living fuck out of.   International law states that the sea belongs to where the land is adjacent to it.

Britain has made offers to share it, but these have been rejected by the population of Gibraltar.  96% wanted it to remain British in a recent refferendum.

I have been there twice, actually I was going to get married in Gibraltar about eight years ago.  It is a wealthy area and very very British.  British red telephone boxes,  British 'bobby' policemen,  Post Offices and of course the £ (pound)   I really loved it and decided already I want to 'retire' there.

I think the hostilities between us and Spain are leading to more than past eruptions.  They have an Ally,  our old enemy Argentina.  They also have a 'Joker' card who is The Pope.  The Pope has said that we should hand Gibraltar back.  :o
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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2013, 01:01:53 PM »
Fuck that pederast enabling Pope. And the choir boy he rode in on.

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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2013, 01:04:38 PM »
  If the Pope says it is time to return Gibraltar, then it is indeed time, no arguments!  Rome has spoken!   :pope:
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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2013, 01:06:02 PM »
The Pope can kiss my fat clown ass :booty:
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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2013, 01:07:38 PM »
The Pope can kiss my fat clown ass :booty:

  The Pope is a chaste and holy man who has no time for clowns or asses!  :M
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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2013, 01:29:40 PM »
The Spaniards should revolt against the evil British! :arrr:

[suspicious]Only Americans are allowed to take land like that.[/suspicious] :P
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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2013, 01:50:32 PM »
What are they going to do?  Send an Armada again?.  Hope they will check the weather forecast this time  :zoinks:
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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2013, 01:53:15 PM »
The Pope can kiss my fat clown ass :booty:

  The Pope is a chaste and holy man who has no time for clowns or asses!  :M

Sure but I reckon he takes time out for his choir boys  :asthing:

Anyway,  he should stick to his prayers and his hail watsit's.  He should not involve himself in this.  Not his business. 
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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2013, 01:54:35 PM »
What are they going to do?  Send an Armada again?.  Hope they will check the weather forecast this time  :zoinks:

The Spanish don't have a good track record of fighting the British navy. :P
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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2013, 02:20:14 PM »
You should give it to Portugal to piss them off. :P
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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2013, 02:56:27 PM »
Fuck that pederast enabling Pope. And the choir boy he rode in on.

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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2013, 02:58:01 PM »
The cowardly Spaniards are too busy fighting defenceless bulls to fight the :viking: British

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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2013, 03:11:09 PM »
Fuck that pederast enabling Pope. And the choir boy he rode in on.

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I may have to plagiarise that one day
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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2013, 04:25:14 PM »
The Pope can kiss my fat clown ass :booty:

  The Pope is a chaste and holy man who has no time for clowns or asses!  :M

Sure but I reckon he takes time out for his choir boys  :asthing:

Anyway,  he should stick to his prayers and his  hail watsit's.  He should not involve himself in this.  Not his business.

  Blasphemy!  Have you no shame?!  The Hail Mary is revered throughout the world!  May God forgive you!   :christ:
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Re: Britain v Spain
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2013, 04:51:05 PM »
First of all, I'm not british or spanish but that measly land grab can't be that important.  :wanker:
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