I'd recommend a stint in the loony-bin to anyone
I think everyone should try it atleast One time. hey maybe they will give you some prescription crack. 
I think the worst experience I had there was finding privacy to masturbate. even in the middle of the night they came by once an hour to your room with a flashlight to make sure you haven't hung yourself with your bedding. 
Hah, no chance with those door handles.
And if you don't stir when they shine the flashlight on you, you get prodded.

I had to have a member of staff sit by the bath as I shaved my legs etc, in case I slit my wirsts.

No chance with the inch think bic crap they gave me.