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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2013, 09:53:43 PM »
Happy Birthday QV

Your royal cake is on its way.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2013, 12:44:02 AM »
Many happy returns your royal highness



« Last Edit: August 20, 2013, 12:52:45 AM by sg1008 »
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2013, 12:50:07 AM »
Felicem natalem, Victoria Regina!  :cake: :birthday:

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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2013, 12:56:09 AM »
Many happy returns your royal highness



Random observation: anyone believing in the illuminati/satan-cult-conspiracy-theory would observe the subliminal DEVIL message behind Sherlock.  :tinfoil:

Oh, also, I did not give you a cake because I have a better surprise for your highness.

I have brought you a horse:


You might ride it yourself, or you might hire a jockey. She's the daughter of the two fastest horses, a guaranteed victor.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

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It's there. It always was.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2013, 03:17:14 PM »
Many happy returns your royal highness



It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out.  Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused.  Once it got up to speed it all made sense.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2013, 03:17:52 PM »
Will use the horse to run away from trouble.  Thanks
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2013, 03:23:45 PM »
Many happy returns your royal highness



It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out.  Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused.  Once it got up to speed it all made sense.

It says "prostrate", not "prostate". Two different words. Either sg1008 is willing to worship you, or he's lying down for you to ravish. ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2013, 03:32:56 PM »
Prostates are for fingering.
Prostrates are to be taken lying down.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2013, 12:26:08 AM »

It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out.  Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused.  Once it got up to speed it all made sense.

 :laugh:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2013, 02:18:06 AM »
"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek  προστάτης, that means:

1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate

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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2013, 12:36:07 PM »
"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek  προστάτης, that means:

1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate

Clearly 'anal' was their 'vanilla'
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2013, 12:47:14 PM »
Happy Birthday

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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2013, 02:48:11 PM »
"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek  προστάτης, that means:

1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate

Clearly 'anal' was their 'vanilla'

:ATM: is Lit's vanilla. ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2013, 03:00:13 PM »
So far my birthday has been fantastic.

PA's test results were excellent.
My best friend came through a pacemaker surgery fine.
A very close friend gave me roses and sherry.
The PR accidentally let Hedwig escape from the cage.  Hedwig is hiding  under our dresser.  I'll rescue her later.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2013, 04:59:37 PM »
So far my birthday has been fantastic.

PA's test results were excellent.
My best friend came through a pacemaker surgery fine.
A very close friend gave me roses and sherry.
The PR accidentally let Hedwig escape from the cage.  Hedwig is hiding  under our dresser.  I'll rescue her later.

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