Happy Birthday, Queen Victoria!

[Bastet]

Happy Birthday QV

Your royal cake is on its way.

[sg1008]

Many happy returns your royal highness

[TheoK]

Felicem natalem, Victoria Regina! 

[sg1008]

Many happy returns your royal highness

Random observation: anyone believing in the illuminati/satan-cult-conspiracy-theory would observe the subliminal DEVIL message behind Sherlock. 

Oh, also, I did not give you a cake because I have a better surprise for your highness.

I have brought you a horse:


You might ride it yourself, or you might hire a jockey. She's the daughter of the two fastest horses, a guaranteed victor.

[Queen Victoria]

Many happy returns your royal highness

It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out.  Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused.  Once it got up to speed it all made sense.

[Queen Victoria]

Will use the horse to run away from trouble.  Thanks

[Semicolon]

Many happy returns your royal highness

It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out.  Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused.  Once it got up to speed it all made sense.

It says "prostrate", not "prostate". Two different words. Either sg1008 is willing to worship you, or he's lying down for you to ravish.

[Queen Victoria]

Prostates are for fingering.
Prostrates are to be taken lying down.

[sg1008]

It was loading very, very slowly and I was trying to figure it out.  Unfortunately reading "Prostate" really had me confused.  Once it got up to speed it all made sense.

 

[TheoK]

"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek  προστάτης, that means:

1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate

[sg1008]

"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek  προστάτης, that means:

1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate

Clearly 'anal' was their 'vanilla'

[skyblue1]

Happy Birthday

[Semicolon]

"Prostate" and "prostitute" are actually cognates. Both come from Greek  προστάτης, that means:

1. Guardian
2. Pimp
3. Prostate

Clearly 'anal' was their 'vanilla'

is Lit's vanilla.

[Queen Victoria]

So far my birthday has been fantastic.

PA's test results were excellent.
My best friend came through a pacemaker surgery fine.
A very close friend gave me roses and sherry.
The PR accidentally let Hedwig escape from the cage.  Hedwig is hiding  under our dresser.  I'll rescue her later.

["couldbecousin"]

So far my birthday has been fantastic.

PA's test results were excellent.
My best friend came through a pacemaker surgery fine.
A very close friend gave me roses and sherry.
The PR accidentally let Hedwig escape from the cage.  Hedwig is hiding  under our dresser.  I'll rescue her later.

      Hello!  I'm under here!  Please fetch me and give me something to eat!