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The most awkward situation of all time
« on: August 18, 2013, 01:05:04 AM »
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2013, 03:14:07 AM »
Boring.
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2013, 11:51:15 AM »
one could simply say that making a topic like this is pretty damn awkward. I would feel out of place
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2013, 05:15:35 PM »
My friend was cyberchatting with his then girlfriend. They were talking dirty and he looked around and unzipped himself and flopped his cock out. At that precise moment his girlfriend was distracted by her mother arriving home and as she had never met the new boyfriend got up to call the mother over. The boyfriend panicked and put himself away and then noticed in dread that the screen had frozen. He tried calling her back but she was already away from the screen getting her mother. He panicked further and the mother at down and screamed, whilst my friend was curled up in the fetal position wishing that he were dead.

THAT is awkward.

He is married to the girl now and they are expect their first child next year.
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2013, 06:30:52 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on August 18, 2013, 03:14:07 AM
Boring.

Thank You!!!!

-_- I could of done better....

Yet then again, Tumblr is a bad resource for humor.
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2013, 10:16:24 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on August 18, 2013, 06:30:52 PM
Quote from: Eclair on August 18, 2013, 03:14:07 AM
Boring.

Thank You!!!!

-_- I could of done better....

Yet then again, Tumblr is a bad resource for humor.

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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2013, 10:38:27 PM »
Yes I fucking get it!!! I'm a Cylon!

*sighs* I need help... Oh wait... classes are next week.
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2013, 09:19:42 AM »
Goddamn. this video is really pissing me off, is that you?
please tell me It isn't/ :P
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2013, 12:01:00 PM »
I'm not saying anything...
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2013, 02:26:52 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on August 23, 2013, 12:01:00 PM
I'm not saying anything...

:dunno:

Have you ever walked in on your mother having sex with your girlfriend? Wouldn't that be even more awkward?
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2013, 02:43:20 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 02:26:52 PM
Quote from: Genesis on August 23, 2013, 12:01:00 PM
I'm not saying anything...

:dunno:

Have you ever walked in on your mother having sex with your girlfriend? Wouldn't that be even more awkward?

Is that what happened to you?  Is that why you won't  tell anyone your gender?
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2013, 04:30:42 PM »
Semicolon is whatever one wants him to be. Jack wants him to be male.
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2013, 05:44:56 PM »
Quote from: Jack on August 23, 2013, 04:30:42 PM
Semicolon is whatever one wants him to be. Jack wants him to be male.

I want him to be male too. He can be the table for Al's pizza and beer.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2013, 10:19:08 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 02:26:52 PM
Quote from: Genesis on August 23, 2013, 12:01:00 PM
I'm not saying anything...

:dunno:

Have you ever walked in on your mother having sex with your girlfriend? Wouldn't that be even more awkward?

I don't have a girlfriend  :dunno:  :facepalm2:
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2013, 11:01:56 PM »
Quote from: Jack on August 23, 2013, 04:30:42 PM
Semicolon is whatever one wants him to be. Jack wants him to be male.

:)

Why do you want me to be male?

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Quote from: Jack on August 23, 2013, 04:30:42 PM
Semicolon is whatever one wants him to be. Jack wants him to be male.

I want him to be male too. He can be the table for Al's pizza and beer.  :2thumbsup:

I don't get it. :dunno:

Quote from: Genesis on August 23, 2013, 10:19:08 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 02:26:52 PM
Quote from: Genesis on August 23, 2013, 12:01:00 PM
I'm not saying anything...

:dunno:

Have you ever walked in on your mother having sex with your girlfriend? Wouldn't that be even more awkward?

I don't have a girlfriend  :dunno:  :facepalm2:

Do you have a sister? :lolwat:
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