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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2013, 11:22:09 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 11:01:56 PM
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Semicolon is whatever one wants him to be. Jack wants him to be male.

:)

Why do you want me to be male?

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Semicolon is whatever one wants him to be. Jack wants him to be male.

I want him to be male too. He can be the table for Al's pizza and beer.  :2thumbsup:

I don't get it. :dunno:

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Quote from: Genesis on August 23, 2013, 12:01:00 PM
I'm not saying anything...

:dunno:

Have you ever walked in on your mother having sex with your girlfriend? Wouldn't that be even more awkward?

I don't have a girlfriend  :dunno:  :facepalm2:

Do you have a sister? :lolwat:

Yeah...
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2013, 11:24:52 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on August 23, 2013, 11:22:09 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 11:01:56 PM
Quote from: Jack on August 23, 2013, 04:30:42 PM
Semicolon is whatever one wants him to be. Jack wants him to be male.

:)

Why do you want me to be male?

Quote from: Scary Gary on August 23, 2013, 05:44:56 PM
Quote from: Jack on August 23, 2013, 04:30:42 PM
Semicolon is whatever one wants him to be. Jack wants him to be male.

I want him to be male too. He can be the table for Al's pizza and beer.  :2thumbsup:

I don't get it. :dunno:

Quote from: Genesis on August 23, 2013, 10:19:08 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 02:26:52 PM
Quote from: Genesis on August 23, 2013, 12:01:00 PM
I'm not saying anything...

:dunno:

Have you ever walked in on your mother having sex with your girlfriend? Wouldn't that be even more awkward?

I don't have a girlfriend  :dunno:  :facepalm2:

Do you have a sister? :lolwat:

Yeah...

I forgot how literal you are. I wasn't curious about your family. I'm saying that an awkward situation could arise from that. For example, let's say that you find your sister in bed with Rage and DFG. That would be more awkward than the situation in the video. ;)
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2013, 11:32:50 PM »
First of all, my sister is engaged, secondly... I would kick his ass if he tried laying a finger on her.
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2013, 03:29:18 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 11:01:56 PM

Quote from: Scary Gary on August 23, 2013, 05:44:56 PM
Quote from: Jack on August 23, 2013, 04:30:42 PM
Semicolon is whatever one wants him to be. Jack wants him to be male.

I want him to be male too. He can be the table for Al's pizza and beer.  :2thumbsup:

I don't get it. :dunno:

Oh, you'll get it, alight.  :thumbup:
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2013, 07:19:44 AM »
Quote from: Genesis on August 23, 2013, 11:32:50 PM
First of all, my sister is engaged, secondly... I would kick his ass if he tried laying a finger on her.

You're missing the point. The point is that that would be a more awkward situation than what you described in the video.
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2013, 04:58:45 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 11:01:56 PM
Quote from: Jack on August 23, 2013, 04:30:42 PM
Semicolon is whatever one wants him to be. Jack wants him to be male.

:)

Why do you want me to be male?

Uncertain. Probably some subconscious thing. Logic tells me otherwise, but still habitually refer to you as male anyway. So, it makes sense I want it to be so on some level. Not really sure. What do you think? Why do I want you to be male?
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2013, 08:59:01 PM »
Quote from: Jack on August 24, 2013, 04:58:45 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on August 23, 2013, 11:01:56 PM
Quote from: Jack on August 23, 2013, 04:30:42 PM
Semicolon is whatever one wants him to be. Jack wants him to be male.

:)

Why do you want me to be male?

Uncertain. Probably some subconscious thing. Logic tells me otherwise, but still habitually refer to you as male anyway. So, it makes sense I want it to be so on some level. Not really sure. What do you think? Why do I want you to be male?

Perhaps you want to have sex with me. Perhaps you want to see me as a target for flirting. Perhaps you want to play ring toss with my :penis:. Perhaps you're more comfortable with men, and you want to consider me a safe companion. :dunno:

Personally, I think it's the last one. I would know for sure, but I am :autism: and I lack Theory of Mind. :tard:

One ring on wins a small prize; two win a big one. ;)
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2013, 10:08:34 PM »
Stop winking at me, Semicolon. :laugh:
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2013, 10:13:15 PM »
Not to get in your conversation or anything, but I have always felt Semicolon was male and Jack was female.
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2013, 10:16:04 PM »
Personally, I think you're all just chrome jobs, with maybe a cyberman or a dalek thrown in for variety
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2013, 10:19:34 PM »
Quote from: Richard on August 24, 2013, 10:13:15 PM
Not to get in your conversation or anything, but I have always felt Semicolon was male and Jack was female.
Didn't you know I'm female, Richard?
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2013, 10:24:01 PM »
Maybe I have, and just forgot. were you binty? or blasted? feel free to answer no to both questions if it makes you uncomfortable
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2013, 10:26:50 PM »
No, definitely not Binty. :laugh:
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2013, 10:29:34 PM »
I wonder whatever happened to her.  :(
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Re: The most awkward situation of all time
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2013, 10:30:21 PM »
She left.
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