So as I was sitting on the toilet, I realised that 2005 posts in 3 days would have been apporx 30 posts an hour. Which means every minute I was posting (factoring out sleep time).
Turns out, 2005 was total number of ALL posts in the forum...and because of confuddling my formatting recognition, I thought it was MY post count.
So....I am not as big of a postwhore as I thought. I actually have 643 posts.