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Offline BlueGriffyn

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AFF N00b Here.
« on: August 13, 2013, 03:01:21 PM »
Typical! I sign up for AFF and it closes down within three fucking days! BAH!

I'm BlueGriffyn. I recently joined AFF, and I like the community that uses the site but... well... Amy. What more needs to be said?

This site looks awesome and I look forward to posting here regularly.

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2013, 03:05:19 PM »
Welcome to I2. I'm from AFF, too.

You get around a lot for a noob.

Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2013, 03:14:44 PM »
Welcome to I2. I'm from AFF, too.

You get around a lot for a noob.

Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?

No, I don't. Would you recommend it?

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2013, 03:16:58 PM »
Welcome to I2. I'm from AFF, too.

You get around a lot for a noob.

Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?

No, I don't. Would you recommend it?

I would not, but some members here would.

The I2 member who started it is on AFF, too. Perhaps she'll come around.
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2013, 03:20:34 PM »
Hi BlueGriffyn :2thumbsup:

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2013, 03:23:32 PM »
Welcome to I2. I'm from AFF, too.

You get around a lot for a noob.

Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?

No, I don't. Would you recommend it?

I would not, but some members here would.

The I2 member who started it is on AFF, too. Perhaps she'll come around.

You mean Amy? Fuck her. Nothing more than an irresponsible, moody, psychotic bitch with an overdeveloped sense of her own importance. Why should we have to deal with that?

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2013, 03:25:30 PM »
Welcome to I2. I'm from AFF, too.

You get around a lot for a noob.

Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?

No, I don't. Would you recommend it?

I would not, but some members here would.

The I2 member who started it is on AFF, too. Perhaps she'll come around.

You mean Amy? Fuck her. Nothing more than an irresponsible, moody, psychotic bitch with an overdeveloped sense of her own importance. Why should we have to deal with that?

Amy is not a member here. I was referring to Kit (Natalia on AFF). Make five more posts, then look around. :thumbup:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2013, 03:28:15 PM »
Welcome aboard

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2013, 03:34:03 PM »
Welcome to I2. I'm from AFF, too.

You get around a lot for a noob.

Do you ever dig shit out of your ass when constipated?

No, I don't. Would you recommend it?

I would not, but some members here would.

The I2 member who started it is on AFF, too. Perhaps she'll come around.

You mean Amy? Fuck her. Nothing more than an irresponsible, moody, psychotic bitch with an overdeveloped sense of her own importance. Why should we have to deal with that?

Amy is not a member here. I was referring to Kit (Natalia on AFF). Make five more posts, then look around. :thumbup:

Sorry. Misread your post.

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2013, 03:37:39 PM »
Welcome to Purgatory...

This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2013, 03:42:23 PM »
Welcome.

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2013, 03:42:55 PM »
Are you  :viking: ?

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2013, 03:46:59 PM »
When I am constipated, I fold my arms over my belly, and gently rock back and forth. The massage will move your bowel, and with patience, you'll poop it out, pebble by pebble.

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2013, 03:47:27 PM »

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Re: AFF N00b Here.
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2013, 03:49:19 PM »
Are you  :viking: ?

Am I a Viking? No.

^It's an I2 tradition, asking if you are "brave"

you better be!