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El-Presidente Returneth
« on: August 10, 2013, 07:05:53 AM »
Hai fagetz! I'm back. Sincere apologies for my absence but as some of you know I have been exceedingly busy of late, juggling a part-time course on top of my full time job so have had no time to post (I'm a lazy fucker, I know). However, I now rejoin you! Greetings, salutations and gentle kisses on that place where your neck joins your shoulder.

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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2013, 07:12:29 AM »
OMG! you made me gag a little. Welcome back! :GA:
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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2013, 07:13:31 AM »
[suspicious]Welcome back, fellow faggot.[/suspicious] :2thumbsup:
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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2013, 07:50:08 AM »
Hai fagetz! I'm back. Sincere apologies for my absence but as some of you know I have been exceedingly busy of late, juggling a part-time course on top of my full time job so have had no time to post (I'm a lazy fucker, I know). However, I now rejoin you! Greetings, salutations and gentle kisses on that place where your neck joins your shoulder.

Also...  JIZZTINI!!

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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2013, 03:21:04 PM »
You bastard! I was wondering where you went.
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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2013, 03:35:09 PM »
Who is El Presidente?

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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2013, 03:47:41 PM »
Welcome Back.

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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2013, 05:28:03 PM »
Welcome back. I started to think you weren't brave enough. :trollface:
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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2013, 06:04:53 PM »
welcome back

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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2013, 07:44:19 PM »
I missed you. :(
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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2013, 01:37:57 AM »
Who is El Presidente?

LOL, who are you now that I come to think of it? I don'tknow you from Adam.  :zoinks:

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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2013, 01:38:25 AM »
I missed you. :(

Thank you fair lady, I missed you too.

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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2013, 01:39:00 AM »
Welcome back. I started to think you weren't brave enough. :trollface:

Cheers buddy.

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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
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Re: El-Presidente Returneth
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2013, 01:39:59 AM »