No man is an island, however, cynics are the closest you'll ever see. Unfortunately, if we all band together, we either have a sense of comaraderie and thus are less cynical and as a group are lessened, or, we all hate each other and are increased in our cynicism but are unable to accomplish anything.
But we don't really have anything we need to accomplish, so:
You all fucking suck, just like all other humans, and I hate you and all of humanity.