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Stop!
« on: July 12, 2013, 08:33:36 AM »
He who would join Intensity must answer me these questions three, ere the other boards he see.



Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper! I am not afraid!

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Re: Stop!
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2013, 09:41:02 AM »
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Re: Stop!
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2013, 11:38:15 AM »
I just thought of it and wanted to post it. :) I didn't put the different parts in quote boxes. :asthing:

If you have any questions, this will explain everything. Or not. :laugh:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Stop!
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2013, 02:27:10 PM »
Yes
No
No

Oh wait i'm already here. Nvm. :P
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Stop!
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2013, 04:05:29 PM »
Are you the sensitive type?
Are you a WPfag or an AFFfag?
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Re: Stop!
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2013, 04:45:30 PM »
Quote from: Jack on July 12, 2013, 04:05:29 PM
Are you the sensitive type?
Are you a WPfag or an AFFfag?

Five doesn't rhyme. ;)

Out of all of the questions, I tried to pick three that I thought summed up this site. :viking:

We should have a master list of questions for everyone so we don't have to keep posting them in every introduction thread. :zoinks: :toporly:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Stop!
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2013, 05:01:52 PM »
Plenty of words rhyme with five, but that's irrelevant. They have to make ten posts to see other boards, so maybe the questions should be ten. Can you rhyme ten?
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Re: Stop!
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2013, 05:08:10 PM »
Quote from: Jack on July 12, 2013, 05:01:52 PM
Plenty of words rhyme with five, but that's irrelevant. They have to make ten posts to see more of the site, so maybe the questions should be ten. Can you rhyme ten?

I was imprecise. "Five" doesn't rhyme with "Intensity". :asthing:

I can rhyme "ten".

He who would join this scary den must answer me these questions ten, or I'll just ask again. :laugh:

Can you come up with four or five other questions? :toporly:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Stop!
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2013, 05:09:25 PM »
Probably not. :laugh:
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Re: Stop!
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2013, 05:10:52 PM »
Quote from: Jack on July 12, 2013, 05:09:25 PM
Probably not. :laugh:

He who would join Intensity must answer me these questions five...

Three, sir!

...three, ere the other boards he see. :laugh:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Stop!
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2013, 05:32:49 PM »
But they need ten posts.
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Re: Stop!
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2013, 06:49:18 PM »
Quote from: Jack on July 12, 2013, 05:32:49 PM
But they need ten posts.

So they answer the questions in one post, then make nine more posts in random thread games. :thumbup:

Why are you looking at me? You're the one who couldn't come up with more questions. :hahaha: :P
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Stop!
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2013, 08:01:44 PM »
:roflol:
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Stop!
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2013, 08:26:56 PM »
 
Quote from: Semicolon on July 12, 2013, 06:49:18 PM
Quote from: Jack on July 12, 2013, 05:32:49 PM
But they need ten posts.

So they answer the questions in one post, then make nine more posts in random thread games. :thumbup:

Why are you looking at me? You're the one who couldn't come up with more questions. :hahaha: :P
Or they could simply make ten posts and ignore the questions.
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Re: Stop!
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2013, 04:02:22 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 12, 2013, 04:45:30 PM
Quote from: Jack on July 12, 2013, 04:05:29 PM
Are you the sensitive type?
Are you a WPfag or an AFFfag?

Five doesn't rhyme. ;)

Out of all of the questions, I tried to pick three that I thought summed up this site. :viking:

We should have a master list of questions for everyone so we don't have to keep posting them in every introduction thread. :zoinks: :toporly:

Nah, that would mess up with greeting rituals.
It's like the sniffing dogs do, when they meet. You should not take that away from dogs either.
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