I knew this was like... the Matrix or something. 
Also, its fun to use a sense of humor to lighten up a bad situation. But if you think this is bullshit, I challenge you to look into something called "agenda 21".
Its a conservation plan developed by the powers that be which hides behind the guise of the conservation of resources, protection of ecology, etc. Truth be told, if you actually read the document instead of skimming it, you'll find some horrifying things. Like the removal of property ownership by citizens. The fact that when you look at the population plan map, you'll see that only tiny areas are permitted for "human habitation", and that these areas are to be under martial law, basically. Heavy surveillance, strict control. You are to work, and sleep. You do not raise your children, the state does. Children will not receive any education beyond what they will need for "work".
And oh yeah, it gets a hell of a lot worse. Just read it. You'll see.
