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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2013, 01:42:11 PM »
I will have to ask my sister to turn herself in when I call her today :2thumbsup: 
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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2013, 01:54:34 PM »
People in Florida are fucking crazy. All the freakiest shit happens there.
You give the rest of the world too much credit.


I meant in the US. Based on viewing gore online, Brazil may be the craziest in the world. I recall a child decapitated the he body cut up and fed to dogs or wild animals of some sort. She was 9 years old and had the surname Oliveira. This was on b0g. It even had a picture. When she was alive. I cant find it now because b0g was party vanned. :violin:
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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2013, 02:07:00 PM »
People in Florida are fucking crazy. All the freakiest shit happens there.
You give the rest of the world too much credit.


I meant in the US. Based on viewing gore online, Brazil may be the craziest in the world. I recall a child decapitated the he body cut up and fed to dogs or wild animals of some sort. She was 9 years old and had the surname Oliveira. This was on b0g. It even had a picture. When she was alive. I cant find it now because b0g was party vanned. :violin:
You give the rest of the US too much credit.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2013, 02:31:58 PM »
People in Florida are fucking crazy. All the freakiest shit happens there.
You give the rest of the world too much credit.


I meant in the US. Based on viewing gore online, Brazil may be the craziest in the world. I recall a child decapitated the he body cut up and fed to dogs or wild animals of some sort. She was 9 years old and had the surname Oliveira. This was on b0g. It even had a picture. When she was alive. I cant find it now because b0g was party vanned. :violin:
You give the rest of the US too much credit.

That's true. There's your family to consider. :P

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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2013, 05:52:21 AM »
People in Florida are fucking crazy. All the freakiest shit happens there.
You give the rest of the world too much credit.
Sadly, based on what else I've seen, my family actually isn't anywhere near as extreme as it often gets even just as a result of a little less money and education.

I meant in the US. Based on viewing gore online, Brazil may be the craziest in the world. I recall a child decapitated the he body cut up and fed to dogs or wild animals of some sort. She was 9 years old and had the surname Oliveira. This was on b0g. It even had a picture. When she was alive. I cant find it now because b0g was party vanned. :violin:
You give the rest of the US too much credit.

That's true. There's your family to consider. :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #35 on: December 27, 2013, 11:08:26 PM »
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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2013, 03:36:38 AM »
^I just don't get it.
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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2013, 06:57:26 AM »
^I just don't get it.

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Senator Ted Stevens made a speech a few years ago about the internet. It has become famous for its misconceptions about the internet and its incoherence. Listen to the speech, if you want the full effect. ;) At the time, Ted Stevens was the senator in charge of internet regulation.
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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #38 on: May 07, 2014, 11:06:13 PM »
^I just don't get it.

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Senator Ted Stevens made a speech a few years ago about the internet. It has become famous for its misconceptions about the internet and its incoherence. Listen to the speech, if you want the full effect. ;) At the time, Ted Stevens was the senator in charge of internet regulation.

I was thinking maybe he said that back in the early 90's or something....he said that in 2006! Wow....
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2014, 07:01:04 AM »
^I just don't get it.

Link 1 Link 2

Senator Ted Stevens made a speech a few years ago about the internet. It has become famous for its misconceptions about the internet and its incoherence. Listen to the speech, if you want the full effect. ;) At the time, Ted Stevens was the senator in charge of internet regulation.

I was thinking maybe he said that back in the early 90's or something....he said that in 2006! Wow....

Welcome to America. :tard:
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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2014, 11:09:25 PM »
^I just don't get it.

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Senator Ted Stevens made a speech a few years ago about the internet. It has become famous for its misconceptions about the internet and its incoherence. Listen to the speech, if you want the full effect. ;) At the time, Ted Stevens was the senator in charge of internet regulation.

I was thinking maybe he said that back in the early 90's or something....he said that in 2006! Wow....

Welcome to America. :tard:

Is he a fatty fat senator?
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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #42 on: May 15, 2014, 06:20:50 AM »
^I just don't get it.

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Senator Ted Stevens made a speech a few years ago about the internet. It has become famous for its misconceptions about the internet and its incoherence. Listen to the speech, if you want the full effect. ;) At the time, Ted Stevens was the senator in charge of internet regulation.

I was thinking maybe he said that back in the early 90's or something....he said that in 2006! Wow....

Welcome to America. :tard:

Is he a fatty fat senator?

No, but he was from Alaska.
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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #43 on: May 15, 2014, 06:59:55 AM »
What is it with your politicians and Alaska?
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Re: Computers and Smartphones Illegal in Florida
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2014, 07:10:18 AM »
What is it with your politicians and Alaska?

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Alaskans can carry guns without a permit, too. :zoinks: It's madness. :GA: :orly:
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