A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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2012-13 is likely to be a colder than average winter characterised by disrupted westerly airflows, and weeks when blocking anticyclones bring very cold air in from the North and East. We can expect a number of periods of extreme frost and some significant snow falls. The reason for the colder than average winter weather is the location of the jet stream. In recent months, the jet stream has tended to sink further south than usual. For much of the summer instead of sitting over Northern Scotland, the jet stream ran across England and Wales and was tracked by low pressure systems which gave us the second wettest summer on record. If the jet stream maintains its southerly trajectory this winter then instead of sitting over England as usual, it could meander south to France. This would expose the UK to much colder polar maritime air.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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Raining. Should be snow.