A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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There was over an inch of pea-sized hail on the ground, when it cleared up enough to see. We had sixty seven mile per hour winds, power lines down and trees blown over in the area and my kitty was very scared.
Sounds glorious, actually.
Nope. I'd be enjoying the weather,if I were there.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?