40 degrees here too. The great glowing orb in sky has returned, we shall offer a virgin in sacrifice. I shall go to the local high school and find a whiny MALE virgin and offer him up to the SUN GOD.
Why male you ask??? Because I'm sick of tired of hearing, "I can't find a girlfriend" "Why can't I find a girlfriend?" "I want to get laid" Why can't I get laid?"
I'v seen this multiple times on several forums, (thankfully very little here.) and my daughter tells me the same thing is heard in her high school and at her summer camp. OY