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Re: Hi
« Reply #45 on: July 05, 2013, 05:20:35 PM »
 :agreed:
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Re: Hi
« Reply #46 on: July 05, 2013, 05:35:16 PM »
Quote from: Adam on July 05, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
:agreed:

So when are you and your gf going to post us a sex tape?  :bounce:

No. Oh my fucking God. No. Two very inexperienced lesbians who don't have a clue what we're doing :-[ It would be way more cringeworthy than sexy :laugh:

The only good thing about it is that we are both easily able to laugh at how hopeless we are :laugh: If we were actually taking ourselves seriously, it would just be painfully embarrassing :-[
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Re: Hi
« Reply #47 on: July 05, 2013, 05:36:45 PM »
OK get some more practise in and then I'll ask again in a few weeks

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Re: Hi
« Reply #48 on: July 05, 2013, 07:20:09 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on July 05, 2013, 05:35:16 PM
Quote from: Adam on July 05, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
:agreed:

So when are you and your gf going to post us a sex tape?  :bounce:

No. Oh my fucking God. No. Two very inexperienced lesbians who don't have a clue what we're doing :-[ It would be way more cringeworthy than sexy :laugh:

The only good thing about it is that we are both easily able to laugh at how hopeless we are :laugh: If we were actually taking ourselves seriously, it would just be painfully embarrassing :-[

Oh come on some of its instinct. You couldn't have done that bad. :lol1: I'm sure she had fun.
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Re: Hi
« Reply #49 on: July 05, 2013, 07:43:51 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on July 05, 2013, 07:20:09 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on July 05, 2013, 05:35:16 PM
Quote from: Adam on July 05, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
:agreed:

So when are you and your gf going to post us a sex tape?  :bounce:

No. Oh my fucking God. No. Two very inexperienced lesbians who don't have a clue what we're doing :-[ It would be way more cringeworthy than sexy :laugh:

The only good thing about it is that we are both easily able to laugh at how hopeless we are :laugh: If we were actually taking ourselves seriously, it would just be painfully embarrassing :-[

Oh come on some of its instinct. You couldn't have done that bad. :lol1: I'm sure she had fun.

My only real instinct is to laugh at the absurdity of the whole thing :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

TBH, Ive always thought of the whole concept of sex as pretty funny. The idea of two women, whos bits obviously dont fit together properly, trying to fuck is just hilarious.
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Re: Hi
« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2013, 07:48:34 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on July 05, 2013, 07:43:51 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on July 05, 2013, 07:20:09 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on July 05, 2013, 05:35:16 PM
Quote from: Adam on July 05, 2013, 05:19:04 PM
:agreed:

So when are you and your gf going to post us a sex tape?  :bounce:

No. Oh my fucking God. No. Two very inexperienced lesbians who don't have a clue what we're doing :-[ It would be way more cringeworthy than sexy :laugh:

The only good thing about it is that we are both easily able to laugh at how hopeless we are :laugh: If we were actually taking ourselves seriously, it would just be painfully embarrassing :-[

Oh come on some of its instinct. You couldn't have done that bad. :lol1: I'm sure she had fun.

My only real instinct is to laugh at the absurdity of the whole thing :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

TBH, Ive always thought of the whole concept of sex as pretty funny. The idea of two women, whos bits obviously dont fit together properly, trying to fuck is just hilarious.

Everyone has a couple of laughing jags, awkward silences, and unsure moments the first few times. It makes em special.
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Re: Hi
« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2013, 08:17:36 PM »
I'd suggest you begin by cupping the underside of her left breast with your right hand, put your left arm around her, placing your left hand on the small of her back.
Pull her close.
Kiss her gently on the neck just below the ear.

Pull back.  Give an innocent giggle and a dirty smile.
Rip off her clothes.
Grab her hand. Lead her to the bed.

Repeat step one
Push her onto the bed.
Kneel down in front of her.
Spread her legs.
Lick you lips.
Smile innocently this time...
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Re: Hi
« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2013, 08:24:56 PM »
Quote from: Adam on July 05, 2013, 05:05:22 PM
Watching some of the equal marriage debate in parliament recently made my realise just what a bunch of cunts you have over there. FUcking Ian Fucking Paisley, the prick

How are you gonna get there when you eventually move? Are you gonna fly then?

I got so wrapped up in my rant about N.Irish politics that I forgot to answer this :laugh:

When the time comes to move, I'm gonna take the train. Im gonna talk as many people as I can into coming with me. My sister and my best friend have said they'll come, and some more might.
We're going to take a week or two, and try and stop in every great city for a couple of nights. Make it into a really epic journey, and see as much of Europe as we can. I would love to try and make a point of seeing Paris.
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Re: Hi
« Reply #53 on: July 06, 2013, 08:03:43 AM »
That sounds great. That's what I'd do too.(I'm not scared of flying, just airport security lol)

I'm hoping to go through Europe by train at some point. Haven't been out of the UK for years and I'd love to travel Europe.

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Re: Hi
« Reply #54 on: July 06, 2013, 08:20:26 AM »
You should go to Rome  :viking:
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Re: Hi
« Reply #55 on: July 06, 2013, 08:55:33 AM »
Rome is in my top 5 :)

been to italy as a kid, but never Rome

we went to Naples - visited pmpeii, herculeneum etc.
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Re: Hi
« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2013, 08:59:58 AM »
In Latin it's Neapolis  :viking:
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Re: Hi
« Reply #57 on: July 07, 2013, 04:52:56 AM »
Sorry to hear about your Dad.   My condolences.   Is your Mom still alive?

Budapest sounds great. :thumbup:
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Re: Hi
« Reply #58 on: July 07, 2013, 05:53:31 AM »
Quote from: bodie on July 07, 2013, 04:52:56 AM
Sorry to hear about your Dad.   My condolences.   Is your Mom still alive?

Budapest sounds great. :thumbup:

Thanks.

My mum is still alive, but theres no relationship.  She blames me for taking my little sister away. For the time my dad was still alive, we mostly bit our tongues, but as soon as he died, it was toxic.

Maybe we will make peace one day, but like with my dad, I think it will be when one of us is on our deathbed :laugh:
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Re: Hi
« Reply #59 on: July 07, 2013, 07:37:24 AM »
That is a shame.  It is a good job you have your Aunt and your other family. 

Do you want children, ever  ?
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