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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #90 on: December 09, 2006, 01:04:55 AM »
When I hear having the painters in, I think of cumming on them.  Speaking of which, "Pearl necklace."
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #91 on: December 10, 2006, 11:55:44 AM »
clam bake?
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #92 on: December 10, 2006, 01:00:34 PM »
I learned two new terms for specific positions, dunno if they were mentioned yet (I'm a lazy bitch):

Eiffel tower  (a woman being fucked from behind by one man, blwoing another, and they high five over her head)

and

London bridge (two women being fucked doggystyle while the men fucking them high five)

I'd say it riuned Fergie's song to know what it was implying, but there wasn't anything to ruin.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #93 on: December 10, 2006, 03:30:03 PM »
porking the porpise
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #94 on: December 10, 2006, 03:57:42 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 10, 2006, 03:30:03 PM
porking the porpise
How about just loving your dolphin?

((You've been to the dolphin sex web site, right?))
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #95 on: December 10, 2006, 04:05:16 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 10, 2006, 03:57:42 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 10, 2006, 03:30:03 PM
porking the porpise
How about just loving your dolphin?

((You've been to the dolphin sex web site, right?))

No, please enlighten me.   ;);D
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #96 on: December 10, 2006, 04:08:18 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 10, 2006, 04:05:16 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 10, 2006, 03:57:42 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 10, 2006, 03:30:03 PM
porking the porpise
How about just loving your dolphin?

((You've been to the dolphin sex web site, right?))

No, please enlighten me.   ;);D

I can't find the web site but I thnk Petermac was inflicting it on people a long while back.  MyI know Thagomizer knows where it is for sure but he's not on a lot.  DAMN, why didn't I keep that URL???

Basically it's a joke web site promoting dolphin besiality.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
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Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #97 on: December 10, 2006, 08:58:51 PM »
batten down the snatches.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #98 on: December 10, 2006, 09:11:22 PM »
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #99 on: December 11, 2006, 01:45:06 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 10, 2006, 04:08:18 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 10, 2006, 04:05:16 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 10, 2006, 03:57:42 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 10, 2006, 03:30:03 PM
porking the porpise
How about just loving your dolphin?

((You've been to the dolphin sex web site, right?))

No, please enlighten me.   ;);D

I can't find the web site but I thnk Petermac was inflicting it on people a long while back.  MyI know Thagomizer knows where it is for sure but he's not on a lot.  DAMN, why didn't I keep that URL???

Basically it's a joke web site promoting dolphin besiality.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #100 on: January 24, 2007, 08:50:20 PM »
Adding tartare sauce to the zipperfish.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #101 on: January 25, 2007, 09:31:39 AM »
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #102 on: February 15, 2007, 06:57:02 PM »
Surely people as perverted as us can think of more. :laugh:
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #103 on: February 15, 2007, 06:59:36 PM »
My snake is looking for a warm den! :evillaugh:
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #104 on: February 17, 2007, 11:00:44 AM »
Taking the Pink Lincoln fora spin down the Rusty Highway.

Also one of my favorites, courtesy of Tesco Vee of The Meatmen, "I'm gonna drive my Rickshaw down your Ho Chi Minh Trail".
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