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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #45 on: December 05, 2006, 08:18:29 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on December 05, 2006, 08:16:59 AM
sticking the pole in the hole.

you made that one up also, huh?

but it made me laugh.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #46 on: December 05, 2006, 08:18:48 AM »
caroet munchung
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #47 on: December 05, 2006, 08:19:04 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 05, 2006, 08:18:29 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on December 05, 2006, 08:16:59 AM
sticking the pole in the hole.

you made that one up also, huh?

but it made me laugh.

Yeah, I'm bored and avoiding going back to the stuff I have to do.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #48 on: December 05, 2006, 08:19:21 AM »
naked twister
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #49 on: December 05, 2006, 08:20:32 AM »
tie one on.  oops that is about consuming alcohol.
how about;
tie one up.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #50 on: December 05, 2006, 08:34:57 AM »
... taking the Loveboat to Tunatown

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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #51 on: December 05, 2006, 08:56:07 AM »
... taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist

... wallpaper the closet

... stretch her leather

... burping the worm in the mole hole

... hopping on your good foot

... jumping her bones (the oldest one in the book)

... roughing up the prime suspect

... slap the cat (kitty) ( or club the cat)

... dropping a batch of baby batter

... whitewash the water wand

... beating her with an ugly stick

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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #52 on: December 05, 2006, 09:35:03 AM »
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #54 on: December 05, 2006, 09:42:27 AM »
« Last Edit: December 05, 2006, 11:41:04 AM by NT Autistic »
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #55 on: December 05, 2006, 11:38:51 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 05, 2006, 08:18:48 AM
caroet munchung

this qualifies through indecipherability. which language is it in McJ?  ???
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #56 on: December 05, 2006, 12:37:04 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on December 05, 2006, 11:38:51 AM
Quote from: McJagger on December 05, 2006, 08:18:48 AM
caroet munchung

this qualifies through indecipherability. which language is it in McJ?  ???

carpet munching
or
carrot munching



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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #57 on: December 05, 2006, 12:44:57 PM »
It was gibberish before, but much funnier.  ;D
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #58 on: December 05, 2006, 02:06:32 PM »
Ramming speed, Mr. Sulu!
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #59 on: December 05, 2006, 02:10:33 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on December 05, 2006, 02:06:32 PM
Ramming speed, Mr. Sulu!

That's a really bad one!

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