... taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
... wallpaper the closet
... stretch her leather
... burping the worm in the mole hole
... hopping on your good foot
... jumping her bones (the oldest one in the book)
... roughing up the prime suspect
... slap the cat (kitty) ( or club the cat)
... dropping a batch of baby batter
... whitewash the water wand
... beating her with an ugly stick