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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #60 on: December 05, 2006, 02:23:22 PM »
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #61 on: December 05, 2006, 03:16:26 PM »
"Open hailing frequencies, Lt. Uhura."

"Beam me up, Mr. Scott!"

"Prepare for docking procedure"
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #62 on: December 05, 2006, 03:56:58 PM »
I + you, man!


( You got me thinking, now ... )
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #63 on: December 05, 2006, 04:00:44 PM »
How about ...

"Full spread of Photon Torpedoes, away"
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #64 on: December 05, 2006, 04:03:05 PM »
... violation of the Prime Directive


"Engage"
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #65 on: December 05, 2006, 04:11:22 PM »
[lame Scottish accent] "I'm giving you all she's got, Captain" [/lame Scottish accent]
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #66 on: December 05, 2006, 04:19:12 PM »
It is beautiful when geekiness and sexual innuendo's come together.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #67 on: December 05, 2006, 04:22:07 PM »
"Hailing frequencies open, Sir!"
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #68 on: December 05, 2006, 04:28:41 PM »
"She'll fly apart, sir." ... "Fly her apart, then!"

 (after a good cunt fart) "We've detected a number of gaseous anomalies, sir"

Straight ahead ... full impulse.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #69 on: December 05, 2006, 04:32:29 PM »
You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #70 on: December 05, 2006, 04:45:34 PM »
 :laugh:

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #71 on: December 05, 2006, 06:09:33 PM »
"wormhole effect"

"tachyon emissions increasing"

"Time for the Vulcan Mind meld, Our minds are one!"
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #72 on: December 06, 2006, 02:09:48 AM »
... troubling the tribbles

... living long and prospering

... shields up ... red alert!

... re-routing power

... standing down from battle stations

... I'll be on the holodeck

... assimilate this

(Yes, I've seen all the Star Trek, Ozy, but I'll stop, now.)
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #73 on: December 06, 2006, 06:04:32 AM »
Yep, I think thats it from me as well!

Light Sabers anyone? :evillaugh:
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #74 on: December 06, 2006, 06:52:16 AM »
Bad dirty talk:

"Luke, I can feel your force!"
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