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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #105 on: February 17, 2007, 02:36:41 PM »
love you long time.
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #106 on: February 17, 2007, 02:40:45 PM »
love you long time.

That's what they say Thai whores are saying to their costumers.  ;D

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #107 on: February 17, 2007, 02:43:31 PM »
hey joe, you want to party?
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #108 on: February 17, 2007, 03:07:30 PM »
Here is one for masturbation:

Performing recuperative therapy on the reproductive organ.   :wanker:

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #109 on: February 17, 2007, 03:38:47 PM »
Here is one for masturbation:

Performing recuperative therapy on the reproductive organ.   :wanker:

A doctor must have come up with that one! ::)  Probably when the nurse he was trying to score with turned him down! :laugh:

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #110 on: June 06, 2007, 04:45:29 PM »
oh, i can go on for days without end, my love.  and he's being fickle - his affections are obviously negotiable.  you'll have to jump in quick, though, as my offer of cake may well be withdrawn, if i get bored...  :P

Cake? OK!

Cake!
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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #111 on: June 06, 2007, 04:56:25 PM »
oh, i can go on for days without end, my love.  and he's being fickle - his affections are obviously negotiable.  you'll have to jump in quick, though, as my offer of cake may well be withdrawn, if i get bored...  :P

Cake? OK!

Cake!

I think there was a member whose avatar was dedicated to cake awhile back.  Precognition?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #112 on: June 06, 2007, 05:51:15 PM »
Carrot cake,with a whole carrot baked inside the cake.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #113 on: June 07, 2007, 12:46:16 AM »
oh, i can go on for days without end, my love.  and he's being fickle - his affections are obviously negotiable.  you'll have to jump in quick, though, as my offer of cake may well be withdrawn, if i get bored...  :P

Cake? OK!

Cake!

for you, darl', i could be patisserie city...   :-*

anyway, the best euphemisms i've come across are the tantric and taoist words and phrases.  i mean, who could resist saying they wanted "Mist of the Mountains of Wu"?

(if someone ever said that to me, they'd never be able to have sex with me, cos i'd be so hysterical i'd rupture everything).

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #114 on: June 07, 2007, 03:13:28 AM »
  i mean, who could resist saying they wanted "Mist of the Mountains of Wu"?

(if someone ever said that to me, they'd never be able to have sex with me, cos i'd be so hysterical i'd rupture everything).

Hmm...might be my last line of defense.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #115 on: June 07, 2007, 03:59:16 AM »
your last line of defence?  boy oh boy, are you in trouble...   :evillaugh:

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #116 on: June 07, 2007, 04:23:04 AM »
your last line of defence?  boy oh boy, are you in trouble...   :evillaugh:

Knowing me, only.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #117 on: June 07, 2007, 04:44:01 AM »
well, try it now, and see if it works.   :-*

i'm all ears...  (note: no, don't take that literally - it'd be too tedious for words).

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #118 on: June 07, 2007, 05:51:38 AM »
I'd better save it,
in case I need it.

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Re: Really Bad Euphamisms for Sex
« Reply #119 on: June 07, 2007, 06:06:25 AM »
bottle job!   :laugh: