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Starts counting dollars to contribute to the girls wanted surgeries

Only in the interest of science  and good health

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Oh, height implants!  They don't do it in the U.S., but I think they do it is Russia and China.  They break the bones in your arms and legs, stretch them apart with braces, and the bone heals up longer. 

Can I sleep through the healing process?  It sounds incredibly painful.

It's done a lot in Japan. Some universities there have height requirements for students to be allowed in.  :facepalm2:

But, it is done now and then in the Netherlands too. Met a boy 25 years ago, who was really tiny, and he got the treatment. Wasn't too painful, apparently, and he was allowed to turn the elongating screws himself daily. It takes lots and lots of time though, in hospital. And, for balanced effect it has to be done in both the lower and upper leg.

Have not heard of this treatment in arms yet, but, it would be unlikely if that wasn't done by now.


Ah, I just see QV had something on arm elongations.
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Oh, height implants!  They don't do it in the U.S., but I think they do it is Russia and China.  They break the bones in your arms and legs, stretch them apart with braces, and the bone heals up longer. 

Can I sleep through the healing process?  It sounds incredibly painful.

It's done a lot in Japan. Some universities there have height requirements for students to be allowed in.  :facepalm2:

But, it is done now and then in the Netherlands too. Met a boy 25 years ago, who was really tiny, and he got the treatment. Wasn't too painful, apparently, and he was allowed to turn the elongating screws himself daily. It takes lots and lots of time though, in hospital. And, for balanced effect it has to be done in both the lower and upper leg.

Have not heard of this treatment in arms yet, but, it would be unlikely if that wasn't done by now.


Ah, I just see QV had something on arm elongations.

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I'd probably have a reduction.

Take them from a size C to an A or a zero or something.

I can't stand bras, my drawer testifies to that...I only own 2...and will only wear the blasted things when I go out and a cami is not an option...I'm getting to the age where in a few more years no one will be checking out the scenery much anyways...they just annoy me more than anything.

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I'd probably have a reduction.

Take them from a size C to an A or a zero or something.

I can't stand bras, my drawer testifies to that...I only own 2...and will only wear the blasted things when I go out and a cami is not an option...I'm getting to the age where in a few more years no one will be checking out the scenery much anyways...they just annoy me more than anything.
For us guys who favor small breasts

It would be a shame to see you without them

tube top under your cami would be better

of course just my opinion

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I'd probably have a reduction.

Take them from a size C to an A or a zero or something.

I can't stand bras, my drawer testifies to that...I only own 2...and will only wear the blasted things when I go out and a cami is not an option...I'm getting to the age where in a few more years no one will be checking out the scenery much anyways...they just annoy me more than anything.
For us guys who favor small breasts

It would be a shame to see you without them

tube top under your cami would be better

of course just my opinion

That's a thought.  :LOL:

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I've often thought about plastic surgery for when I get old. I go through phases of thinking I should grow old with grace and dignity, and then I go through phases of thinking that I should declare war on aging :laugh:

I really don't think I would ever go for it though. I would hate to have it done and end up looking like some of the women who look like their skin's so tight, they can't smile :laugh:

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Hi Flutterbies  :santa:


You have a long long way to go before having to worry about ageing.  I would not bother with all the face lift stuff, the thought of it is quite horrible.  Just keep out of too much sun.  Thankfully,  it is not hard to do that in the UK.
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Hi Flutterbies  :santa:


You have a long long way to go before having to worry about ageing.  I would not bother with all the face lift stuff, the thought of it is quite horrible.  Just keep out of too much sun.  Thankfully,  it is not hard to do that in the UK.

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I've often thought about plastic surgery for when I get old. I go through phases of thinking I should grow old with grace and dignity, and then I go through phases of thinking that I should declare war on aging :laugh:

I really don't think I would ever go for it though. I would hate to have it done and end up looking like some of the women who look like their skin's so tight, they can't smile :laugh:


You look youing already.  All you need to do is keep out of the sun, drink lots of water and acid peels help. I use a lotion called Amlactin and it makes my skin soft and plump and gently exfoliates. It is expensive, but it works. I also put on gflycerin after showering when wet before applying the lotion. Age prevention is best. Trying to reverse existing damage has very mixed results. 
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I've often thought about plastic surgery for when I get old. I go through phases of thinking I should grow old with grace and dignity, and then I go through phases of thinking that I should declare war on aging :laugh:

I really don't think I would ever go for it though. I would hate to have it done and end up looking like some of the women who look like their skin's so tight, they can't smile :laugh:


You look youing already.  All you need to do is keep out of the sun, drink lots of water and acid peels help. I use a lotion called Amlactin and it makes my skin soft and plump and gently exfoliates. It is expensive, but it works. I also put on gflycerin after showering when wet before applying the lotion. Age prevention is best. Trying to reverse existing damage has very mixed results.

The photo in my avatar was probably taken when I was around 17 :laugh:

I wasnt meaning that I would get plastic surgery done anytime soon. Just, many years down the line, I might consider it, but I doubt it. At the moment, exercise is my big thing. I try to walk 5-10 miles a day, and work out for an hour a day. I've even pretty much given up alcohol :zombiefuck: and stick mostly to water.

Vanity fucking sucks  :grrr:

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Vanity sucks if you don't enjoy it. I am interested in hair ,d makeup for movie sets as well as special fx makeup. My new obsession.
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Vanity sucks if you don't enjoy it. I am interested in hair ,d makeup for movie sets as well as special fx makeup. My new obsession.

Im the total opposite. I dont usually wear make-up, or do my hair. If I'm going for a night out, I just sit there passively and let my friend dress me up. I hate it, but she loves it :laugh: She loves cutting and dying hair.

Having to get myself all dressed up smart, by myself, is my idea of a nightmare :-[

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Good heavens, don't let anyone chop up your face. Go for the bigger boobs.
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Good heavens, don't let anyone chop up your face. Go for the bigger boobs.

No. If I ever have a boob job, I'm going the whole way and getting one megaboob.

2 boobs is so outdated :probe: