If plastic surgery was free would you have it, and what would you have done?

[Semicolon]

Good heavens, don't let anyone chop up your face. Go for the bigger boobs.

No. If I ever have a boob job, I'm going the whole way and getting one megaboob.

2 boobs is so outdated

['Butterflies']

Good heavens, don't let anyone chop up your face. Go for the bigger boobs.

No. If I ever have a boob job, I'm going the whole way and getting one megaboob.

2 boobs is so outdated

Dont worry. When I finally have my megaboob, my picture will be everywhere

[RageBeoulve]

I wouldn't get crap done. I'm a good looking man.

[Jack]

megamonoboob.

[Bastet]

Cyclops boob

[Jack]

It's abominable.

[AspieMomma]

So, to create this megaboob, would they fuse the current boobs together? Which nipple would you keep?

Madness!!!

['Butterflies']

So, to create this megaboob, would they fuse the current boobs together? Which nipple would you keep?

Madness!!!

I would keep both nipples on my megaboob, and then at Halloween Id draw a nose and mouth on it and go around scaring the kids.

[AspieMomma]

So, to create this megaboob, would they fuse the current boobs together? Which nipple would you keep?

Madness!!!

I would keep both nipples on my megaboob, and then at Halloween Id draw a nose and mouth on it and go around scaring the kids.

Egads, woman!      

I wonder if Leila from Futurama has one megaboob.

['Butterflies']

So, to create this megaboob, would they fuse the current boobs together? Which nipple would you keep?

Madness!!!

I'm pretty sure I got the idea from Futurama

I would keep both nipples on my megaboob, and then at Halloween Id draw a nose and mouth on it and go around scaring the kids.

Egads, woman!      

I wonder if Leila from Futurama has one megaboob.

[Lestat]

I'd have my teeth redone, and lower canines replaced with long metal fangs. Vampire style has been done too much...I think, more 'orc' would look neat.

And I'd have the eye fixed that has taken so much punishment over the years. Always seems to be my right eye that got it, when trouble was brewing. My missspent youth involved too many things like knocking conkers out of trees with home-built grenade launchers (well.....it was more efficient than throwing sticks..launching a half pound of magnesium/chlorate or permanganate flash in a metal can, using black powder or just about any old organics suitable for nitration...only one time the launching charge was a bit TOO big, and blew the fucking back off the thing, right in my face while I was sighting it)

GHB synth that overheated in my teens, and flash boiled solvent/caustic and GBL up in my face, that very goddamn picosecond i chose to adjust my mask and scratch the end of my nose.

Accidental reflection of a laser, thankfully not too powerful, and not tuned to a horrendously damaging wavelength.

And god only knows what else I've forgotten about. My right eye has shite vision from anything more than a few inches away its a blur when trying to read. Couldn't read the opticians chart, other than 'its stuck on the wall over there..I think....'
Laser surgery would be great.

[Queen Victoria]

I'd have my teeth redone, and lower canines replaced with long metal fangs. Vampire style has been done too much...I think, more 'orc' would look neat.

And I'd have the eye fixed that has taken so much punishment over the years. Always seems to be my right eye that got it, when trouble was brewing. My missspent youth involved too many things like knocking conkers out of trees with home-built grenade launchers (well.....it was more efficient than throwing sticks..launching a half pound of magnesium/chlorate or permanganate flash in a metal can, using black powder or just about any old organics suitable for nitration...only one time the launching charge was a bit TOO big, and blew the fucking back off the thing, right in my face while I was sighting it)

GHB synth that overheated in my teens, and flash boiled solvent/caustic and GBL up in my face, that very goddamn picosecond i chose to adjust my mask and scratch the end of my nose.

Accidental reflection of a laser, thankfully not too powerful, and not tuned to a horrendously damaging wavelength.

And god only knows what else I've forgotten about. My right eye has shite vision from anything more than a few inches away its a blur when trying to read. Couldn't read the opticians chart, other than 'its stuck on the wall over there..I think....'
Laser surgery would be great.

Before I had cataract surgeries with lens implants, it was, "What wall?"  Literally.  I was approaching legal blindness with glasses.  Severe nearsightedness/astigmatism predisposes people to cataracts.  I had my first surgery at 49 year, 11 months and 3 weeks (retired at the same time) and the next one a month later.

[Jack]

The vision problem wouldn't be cosmetic surgery for vanity. Have you been told laser surgery will fix it?

["couldbecousin"]

  I used to want breast implants.  Fortunately I was young and broke! 

[Bastet]

The vision problem wouldn't be cosmetic surgery for vanity. Have you been told laser surgery will fix it?

As a person ages, their lenses become yellower and cloudier, making it harder to see. In that case I think a transplant is the only option.