A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: fatty mcblob on March 29, 2007, 07:34:09 AMI'll fuck waterdogs......With a 15 inch black latex dildo.Can I get some of that dildo action too?
I'll fuck waterdogs......With a 15 inch black latex dildo.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 08:58:12 AMQuote from: fatty mcblob on March 29, 2007, 07:34:09 AMI'll fuck waterdogs......With a 15 inch black latex dildo.Can I get some of that dildo action too?Nah, you can get that from McJagger.
Quote from: fatty mcblob on March 30, 2007, 08:44:17 PMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 08:58:12 AMQuote from: fatty mcblob on March 29, 2007, 07:34:09 AMI'll fuck waterdogs......With a 15 inch black latex dildo.Can I get some of that dildo action too?Nah, you can get that from McJagger.peter, are you willing?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
How do you feel about it being on video?
Somebody is yet going to take You seriously.
Quote from: kevv729 on March 31, 2007, 06:27:55 AMSomebody is yet going to take You seriously.Well, I do have a porn site after all...
I think Pete's mouth and arse would be great to fuck. He's certainly more pretty than many girls. And I bet that he's less annoying than my 15 year old "girlfriend". She still hasn't decide whether to come back or not. She can forget about that "being friends" shit, though.
Are you a pedo?