Sometimes the best fix for a "wandering eye" is to let them have what they're "wandering" for.
![Evil >:D](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/evil.gif)
Be careful StupidOldMan, someday you might get what you wish for.
Head games...look at me, if you don't worship me, and obey me... I'll run off with someone else.
![Yawn :yawn:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/Yawn.gif)
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
If you want to cheat on your wife, do her a favor and go find some silly young thing in a bar somewhere and do it already.
Grow the fuck up already.