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Teejay

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Confess your sins
« on: December 01, 2006, 06:09:33 PM »
This is a site to confess the sins you have committed and want to atone for.
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2006, 06:12:08 PM »
I've done quite a bit of theft in my life, stealing money from my stepmother's purse when I was a teenager, stealing money from places I worked, stealing money from people I knew. I have not done it for many years although.

The other kind of theft I have done is bought and downloaded illegally copied games, computer programs, music, videos. Which I feel really sorry for now, because I know now I am stealing from those programmers and artists whose income depends from people buying their software or music.
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2006, 06:13:05 PM »
I gave in to the sin of anger last night.

I lost my temper at work, and will have hell to pay because of it.

Well they need to actually learn to treat their staff like people, not slaves.
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2006, 06:19:08 PM »
One time in Walmart, I was shopping with my nephew and he wanted some gum, which he gave to me so I could pay for it.  He acted up, I got distracted and I forgot to give it to the cashier so she could ring it up.  I realized my mistake after I was home from the store, but I was too embarrassed to turn around and go back to the store.  It bothered me all night though, so I went back the next day, explained what had happened and I paid for the gum.  I did not give the gum to my nephew though, because he acted up in the store.
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2006, 06:24:25 PM »
where should i begin?
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2006, 06:25:25 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 01, 2006, 06:24:25 PM
where should i begin?

when i was moments old i broke out of my mama's vagina.

i eluded trouble by making them feel guilty; i started crying.
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2006, 06:28:01 PM »
I got a lot of sins i'd like to confess but none i'd like to atone for.
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2006, 09:13:08 PM »
The sins I'v done I'v atoned for, one way or the other!  Or as my wife would put it, "I'v earned my purgatory points", thats the catholic equivalent of karma points!  I'v been to hell and back enough times, I'v earned frequent flyer points! >:D :evillaugh:
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2006, 10:59:23 PM »
Ultimately You have to learn to forgive Yourself in the end.
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2006, 11:19:42 PM »
From which religious viewpoint?  Certain acts are a sin in one religion while condoned by another.
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2006, 11:42:29 PM »
I've killed bugs. :(
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2006, 02:13:53 AM »
Original sin, what a hellish idea.
Man:  "Father, I slept with my nextdoor neighbors wife."
Father: "Heard it... i wan't an original sin."
Man: "Uhh... alright.... I uh... poked a badger with a spoon."
Father: "I've never heard of that one before, alright 3 hail marys and four (hallo dollies?)."

The anglican church is nothing like that, we've got nothing like that in the anglican faith, it's like

Man: "Vicker... i had done many bad things."
Vicker: "Well... so have I."
Man: "Well what should I do?"
Vicker: "Well..  Drink four bloody mary's... and then you wont remember anymore."
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2007, 11:37:13 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on December 01, 2006, 06:19:08 PM
One time in Walmart, I was shopping with my nephew and he wanted some gum, which he gave to me so I could pay for it.  He acted up, I got distracted and I forgot to give it to the cashier so she could ring it up.  I realized my mistake after I was home from the store, but I was too embarrassed to turn around and go back to the store.  It bothered me all night though, so I went back the next day, explained what had happened and I paid for the gum.  I did not give the gum to my nephew though, because he acted up in the store.

Sin? Come on. Posting this, in this topic, is more of a sin
than what your claiming. It is like you are trying to out
saint Mother Theresa - especially since you went beyond
what anyone would normally do to atone for it. Pride is
normally seen as a sin.
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2007, 11:42:05 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 23, 2007, 11:37:13 PM
Quote from: Callaway on December 01, 2006, 06:19:08 PM
One time in Walmart, I was shopping with my nephew and he wanted some gum, which he gave to me so I could pay for it.  He acted up, I got distracted and I forgot to give it to the cashier so she could ring it up.  I realized my mistake after I was home from the store, but I was too embarrassed to turn around and go back to the store.  It bothered me all night though, so I went back the next day, explained what had happened and I paid for the gum.  I did not give the gum to my nephew though, because he acted up in the store.

Sin? Come on. Posting this, in this topic, is more of a sin
than what your claiming. It is like you are trying to out
saint Mother Theresa - especially since you went beyond
what anyone would normally do to atone for it. Pride is
normally seen as a sin.

I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.
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Re: Confess your sins
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2007, 11:50:45 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on May 23, 2007, 11:42:05 PM
I unintentionally shoplifted the gum.

Yes, but you did it from Wal Mart, which steals profits from it's suppliers and employees to the tune of billions every year.

Any theft from Wal Mart is simply recovering ill-goten money.

Wal Mart is the biggest fucking thief on planet earth.
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