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Offline skyblue1

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #210 on: July 05, 2013, 11:04:04 PM »
I have a secret, ask where?









(just realised that sounded sexual...although that would be a great improve...it is not actually).  So ask where.

LOL, OK, where?
Taps foot, waits patiently

And also........



over..........


HERE! *smashed Skyblue1's face in a mudpie*

 :hahaha:
Well, it was funny when you did it to AspieMomma

*fuming, pushes a laughing skyblue1 into the mud as well* 

I'm starting to think that you like making me a little angry. ;)
Actually, no.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #211 on: July 05, 2013, 11:05:40 PM »
 :dunno:  Ok then. Enjoy your mud!

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #212 on: July 05, 2013, 11:05:59 PM »
*gasps, exchanges a glance with skyblue1, then they both lunge at SG, tossing him in the mudpit*

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #213 on: July 05, 2013, 11:06:14 PM »
sorry

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #214 on: July 05, 2013, 11:09:47 PM »
That gif was my retaliation.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #215 on: July 05, 2013, 11:10:10 PM »
I need to change my vow

about not pushing girls into the mud

Sulks off to the shower

Rinses off

Gets in truck and goes home

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #216 on: July 05, 2013, 11:11:32 PM »
I need to change my vow

about not pushing girls into the mud

Sulks off to the shower

Rinses off

Gets in truck and goes home

*jumps in front of skyblue1's truck spattering mud all ove his windshield*

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #217 on: July 07, 2013, 09:20:28 PM »
* with the grand mud wrestling arena empty

sneaks in

grabs 30th cup of instant coffee

for the day

eases into a booth

turns on the TV

to watch, what else?

Mud wrestling on ESPN2

Ah, the good life*

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #218 on: July 07, 2013, 09:23:11 PM »
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #219 on: July 07, 2013, 10:08:18 PM »
*meanwhile, I lay unconscious on the roadway, right where sky left me*
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #220 on: July 07, 2013, 10:24:08 PM »
Damn, I forgot

* jumps back in truck

Drives to where SG lies snoring in the weeds

Good thing he has his faithful four legged friend

to watch over him

Throw him in the truck bed

Of course let his dog

ride up front with me

Back at the club

Put him to rest on a couch

Water for his dog friend

Back to my coffee and

Round 4 on ESPN2*

 :bangbang:

damn coffee is cold
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #221 on: July 07, 2013, 10:34:58 PM »
**stays awkwardly quiet**

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #222 on: July 08, 2013, 08:44:27 AM »
*Wakes up in an unknown room on and unfamiliar couch, gets some kisses from a familiar doggy face. Notices skyblue1 pacing and fuming over cold coffee, offers to walk to nearest dunkin donuts for coffee and donuts, and it lifts his mood. Meanwhile, I text AspieMomma and Cynara and suggest they come over and join us for donuts. I ask for their orders...*
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #223 on: July 08, 2013, 08:47:27 AM »
*Wakes up in an unknown room on and unfamiliar couch, gets some kisses from a familiar doggy face. Notices skyblue1 pacing and fuming over cold coffee, offers to walk to nearest dunkin donuts for coffee and donuts, and it lifts his mood. Meanwhile, I text AspieMomma and Cynara and suggest they come over and join us for donuts. I ask for their orders...*

(Meanwhile, Genesis becomes friends with my dog and learns just how sweet and intelligent she can be)

(Back at the mud pit, rage and DFG are all that is left, and they thoroughly enjoy themselves and solitude in the brown slippery field  :flowersex:)
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #224 on: July 08, 2013, 08:50:55 AM »
Well this turned into a bunch of poopie. Began as kick ass fighting and turned into one of those soaps butterflies was telling me about. What a piece of shit.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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