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Offline sg1008

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #135 on: July 01, 2013, 12:53:38 PM »
*popcorn machine lands on rages foot and he yelps, and hops around on one foot, holding the other...a kangaroo spots him and decides to fight him... SG brings out the other popcorn machine, and makes himself a bucket. on one side, the ladies are losing more and more clothing in their slippery struggles...ont he other, rage is battle a kangaroo to the death.

 :jerry:

AUGH! *hurls the machine at the kangaroo out of anger, knocking it unconscious*

*leaps in the middle of the ladies, refusing to miss out on a FIGHT.*

I'LL WIN. *Picks up cynara over his head*

*slides in and catches cynara when rage drops her. get kicked in the face and cynara jump up hurling jello in all directions"

*giggles like a madman, jumping through the air and eating the globs of jello as if they were moving in slow motion. As he begins losing altitude, he directs his body straight at SG's chest and spears him, landing a devastating bodyblow*

Majin SG absorbs rage and becomes even stronger. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #136 on: July 01, 2013, 12:56:10 PM »
*popcorn machine lands on rages foot and he yelps, and hops around on one foot, holding the other...a kangaroo spots him and decides to fight him... SG brings out the other popcorn machine, and makes himself a bucket. on one side, the ladies are losing more and more clothing in their slippery struggles...ont he other, rage is battle a kangaroo to the death.

 :jerry:

AUGH! *hurls the machine at the kangaroo out of anger, knocking it unconscious*

*leaps in the middle of the ladies, refusing to miss out on a FIGHT.*

I'LL WIN. *Picks up cynara over his head*

*slides in and catches cynara when rage drops her. get kicked in the face and cynara jump up hurling jello in all directions"

*giggles like a madman, jumping through the air and eating the globs of jello as if they were moving in slow motion. As he begins losing altitude, he directs his body straight at SG's chest and spears him, landing a devastating bodyblow*

Majin SG absorbs rage and becomes even stronger. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*fuses with goku inside SG, defeats all the copies of majin SG in the alternate majin SG dimension, frees all the people he absorbed including himself, then defeats him in his pure form*


MUAHAHAHAHAHA U PEEPEE! U PEEPEE UR PANTS
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #137 on: July 01, 2013, 01:15:41 PM »
*popcorn machine lands on rages foot and he yelps, and hops around on one foot, holding the other...a kangaroo spots him and decides to fight him... SG brings out the other popcorn machine, and makes himself a bucket. on one side, the ladies are losing more and more clothing in their slippery struggles...ont he other, rage is battle a kangaroo to the death.

 :jerry:

AUGH! *hurls the machine at the kangaroo out of anger, knocking it unconscious*

*leaps in the middle of the ladies, refusing to miss out on a FIGHT.*

I'LL WIN. *Picks up cynara over his head*

*slides in and catches cynara when rage drops her. get kicked in the face and cynara jump up hurling jello in all directions"

*giggles like a madman, jumping through the air and eating the globs of jello as if they were moving in slow motion. As he begins losing altitude, he directs his body straight at SG's chest and spears him, landing a devastating bodyblow*

Majin SG absorbs rage and becomes even stronger. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*fuses with goku inside SG, defeats all the copies of majin SG in the alternate majin SG dimension, frees all the people he absorbed including himself, then defeats him in his pure form*


MUAHAHAHAHAHA U PEEPEE! U PEEPEE UR PANTS

Pulls out a gun and shoots rage in face.  :flames:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #138 on: July 01, 2013, 01:18:55 PM »
ARGH GRRRR YAAARRR

(how did he know that bullets were my only weakness?)

*dies, temporarily*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #139 on: July 01, 2013, 02:21:08 PM »
ARGH GRRRR YAAARRR

(how did he know that bullets were my only weakness?)

*dies, temporarily*

Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #140 on: July 01, 2013, 06:56:19 PM »
*opens his eyes, springs off his upper back into a standing position, resumes fighting*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #141 on: July 01, 2013, 07:03:17 PM »
Fuck that getting in the mud

I'll just sit back here

downing shots of bourbon

Hose is over there you know

Thought mud baths were supposed to make you better looking

Hasnt worked for you yet

Better dive back in

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #142 on: July 01, 2013, 07:11:22 PM »
Fuck that getting in the mud

I'll just sit back here

downing shots of bourbon

Hose is over there you know

Thought mud baths were supposed to make you better looking

Hasnt worked for you yet

Better dive back in

I'm already there. You jelly bro?


"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #143 on: July 01, 2013, 07:14:27 PM »
You should use chocolate sauce instead of mud. Tastes better.
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #144 on: July 01, 2013, 07:15:20 PM »



Fuck that getting in the mud

I'm already there. You jelly bro?



course not

I know how to wear a hat

As far as your looks

why would I give a shit

I was being awesomely humorous

with my previous lines
« Last Edit: July 01, 2013, 07:17:50 PM by skyblue1 »

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #145 on: July 01, 2013, 07:17:28 PM »
Hah. Little do you know that with a lot of projects, you have to turn your hat backwards cause the bill gets in the way. (Notice the dirt and paint on the hat?) Course you didn't. You were distracted by my beautiful eyes.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #146 on: July 01, 2013, 07:18:54 PM »
nah, I just saw that tiny hat perched on your bulbous head

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #147 on: July 01, 2013, 08:46:42 PM »
I am so drunk

I think I just got lipstick everywheres

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #148 on: July 01, 2013, 08:52:03 PM »
All over the everything

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #149 on: July 01, 2013, 09:12:43 PM »
*hurls a bucket of jello at AspieMomma*
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.