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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #120 on: June 30, 2013, 05:47:23 PM »
Seriously. Get your asses in here.
You should talk DFG into joining you

I would take great pleasure in watching her throw you around

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #121 on: June 30, 2013, 09:11:47 PM »
*drags DFG into thread and throws her in the mud*

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #122 on: June 30, 2013, 10:04:24 PM »
:clap: Keep going!!!  :2thumbsup:  :2thumbsup:  :2thumbsup:  :headbang2:  :headbang2:

This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #123 on: July 01, 2013, 11:07:49 AM »
probably gonna take battery acid to stop Rage

Or a really good distraction.

Rage!  Look over there!   :bounce:

*wins*

excellent tactic. use this often
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #124 on: July 01, 2013, 11:10:38 AM »
probably gonna take battery acid to stop Rage

Or a really good distraction.

Rage!  Look over there!   :bounce:

*wins*

excellent tactic. use this often

*waggles his penis*  :green:

*People impulsively look, rage pelts them in the face with mudballs as fast as he can* MUD FIGHT MUD FIGHT
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #125 on: July 01, 2013, 11:13:07 AM »
Boys, it isn't about who wins or loses.  It is about...oh never mind.  You know what it is about.  It is the only game where everyone really does win.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! When I play, I play to win. Deal with it.  :zoinks:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #126 on: July 01, 2013, 11:14:26 AM »
*uses psionic powers to anticipate SG's next move*

HaaaaaaaaAAAA! *Tackles him*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #127 on: July 01, 2013, 11:17:07 AM »
*Brings out giant green jelly gun and squirt jello all over the ladies. they slip and slide on top of each other, one loses their t-shirt in the struggle... SG dries off and starts the popcorn machine up. Hands sky and genesis some popcorn. Everyone cheers and hoots at the ladies...another loses a t-shirt... :bounce: :bounce:

 :popcorn:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #128 on: July 01, 2013, 11:18:09 AM »
If you want some popcorn rage, I can get you a bucket.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #129 on: July 01, 2013, 11:18:59 AM »
LOL! *tips the popcorn machine until it falls into the mudpit*

Yeaaaaaaah! Get pissed! Fight me, cowards!
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #130 on: July 01, 2013, 11:20:04 AM »
*dives back into the mudpit, slides back and forth skillfully*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #131 on: July 01, 2013, 11:22:28 AM »
*popcorn machine lands on rages foot and he yelps, and hops around on one foot, holding the other...a kangaroo spots him and decides to fight him... SG brings out the other popcorn machine, and makes himself a bucket. on one side, the ladies are losing more and more clothing in their slippery struggles...ont he other, rage is battle a kangaroo to the death.

 :jerry:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #132 on: July 01, 2013, 11:24:59 AM »
*popcorn machine lands on rages foot and he yelps, and hops around on one foot, holding the other...a kangaroo spots him and decides to fight him... SG brings out the other popcorn machine, and makes himself a bucket. on one side, the ladies are losing more and more clothing in their slippery struggles...ont he other, rage is battle a kangaroo to the death.

 :jerry:

AUGH! *hurls the machine at the kangaroo out of anger, knocking it unconscious*

*leaps in the middle of the ladies, refusing to miss out on a FIGHT.*

I'LL WIN. *Picks up cynara over his head*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #133 on: July 01, 2013, 11:54:33 AM »
*popcorn machine lands on rages foot and he yelps, and hops around on one foot, holding the other...a kangaroo spots him and decides to fight him... SG brings out the other popcorn machine, and makes himself a bucket. on one side, the ladies are losing more and more clothing in their slippery struggles...ont he other, rage is battle a kangaroo to the death.

 :jerry:

AUGH! *hurls the machine at the kangaroo out of anger, knocking it unconscious*

*leaps in the middle of the ladies, refusing to miss out on a FIGHT.*

I'LL WIN. *Picks up cynara over his head*

*slides in and catches cynara when rage drops her. get kicked in the face and cynara jump up hurling jello in all directions"
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Mud wrestling time!
« Reply #134 on: July 01, 2013, 12:10:33 PM »
*popcorn machine lands on rages foot and he yelps, and hops around on one foot, holding the other...a kangaroo spots him and decides to fight him... SG brings out the other popcorn machine, and makes himself a bucket. on one side, the ladies are losing more and more clothing in their slippery struggles...ont he other, rage is battle a kangaroo to the death.

 :jerry:

AUGH! *hurls the machine at the kangaroo out of anger, knocking it unconscious*

*leaps in the middle of the ladies, refusing to miss out on a FIGHT.*

I'LL WIN. *Picks up cynara over his head*

*slides in and catches cynara when rage drops her. get kicked in the face and cynara jump up hurling jello in all directions"

*giggles like a madman, jumping through the air and eating the globs of jello as if they were moving in slow motion. As he begins losing altitude, he directs his body straight at SG's chest and spears him, landing a devastating bodyblow*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"