Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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Did iot cause discomfort to sit after you put the thermometer up?
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 19, 2013, 07:13:52 PMDid iot cause discomfort to sit after you put the thermometer up? Quite obviously you have misinterpreted my very simple story, and you need to sit down.
My wife asked, "do these jeans make my butt look fat."I successfully changed the subject.
Quote from: McJagger on June 19, 2013, 07:15:35 PMMy wife asked, "do these jeans make my butt look fat."I successfully changed the subject. That is a big stumbling block, well done! That must be one secret of a successful marriage!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2013, 07:20:28 PMQuote from: McJagger on June 19, 2013, 07:15:35 PMMy wife asked, "do these jeans make my butt look fat."I successfully changed the subject. That is a big stumbling block, well done! That must be one secret of a successful marriage! She probably got the reply she was looking for with his non-answer
Wife and daughters make a brownie for dessert.I decline and eat a banana.
they work better in your ear.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!