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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #45 on: June 21, 2013, 12:40:16 PM »
^ Aren't you the agreeable one!

I hate it when people ask me which kids are "mine" and which one is adopted.  I swear, everyone we meet does this.  I just tell them they're ALL mine.  Then they assume that Middle is adopted because he is the only blonde.  I find this hilarious because Middle looks just like me with lighter hair and we have nearly identical personalities and temperaments.  I feel kinda bad about that....sorry Middle! 

The only thing worse is when they ask about his "real" mom, to which I reply that I wasn't aware that I am imaginary!
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #46 on: June 21, 2013, 01:17:36 PM »
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 21, 2013, 12:40:16 PM
^ Aren't you the agreeable one!

I hate it when people ask me which kids are "mine" and which one is adopted.  I swear, everyone we meet does this.  I just tell them they're ALL mine.  Then they assume that Middle is adopted because he is the only blonde.  I find this hilarious because Middle looks just like me with lighter hair and we have nearly identical personalities and temperaments.  I feel kinda bad about that....sorry Middle! 

The only thing worse is when they ask about his "real" mom, to which I reply that I wasn't aware that I am imaginary!

  Someone at work, knowing I have older parents, asked, about the kids in my family,
  "Are you real or are you adopted?"  I've heard of tactless/clueless questions about adoption, but that beats them all.  :facepalm2: 
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #47 on: June 21, 2013, 02:28:27 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 21, 2013, 01:17:36 PM
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 21, 2013, 12:40:16 PM
^ Aren't you the agreeable one!

I hate it when people ask me which kids are "mine" and which one is adopted.  I swear, everyone we meet does this.  I just tell them they're ALL mine.  Then they assume that Middle is adopted because he is the only blonde.  I find this hilarious because Middle looks just like me with lighter hair and we have nearly identical personalities and temperaments.  I feel kinda bad about that....sorry Middle! 

The only thing worse is when they ask about his "real" mom, to which I reply that I wasn't aware that I am imaginary!

  Someone at work, knowing I have older parents, asked, about the kids in my family,
  "Are you real or are you adopted?"  I've heard of tactless/clueless questions about adoption, but that beats them all.  :facepalm2:

 :lol1:  I've never heard this, too funny.  I'll have to remember to be ready for that one. 
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #48 on: June 21, 2013, 03:17:33 PM »
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 21, 2013, 02:28:27 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 21, 2013, 01:17:36 PM
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 21, 2013, 12:40:16 PM
^ Aren't you the agreeable one!

I hate it when people ask me which kids are "mine" and which one is adopted.  I swear, everyone we meet does this.  I just tell them they're ALL mine.  Then they assume that Middle is adopted because he is the only blonde.  I find this hilarious because Middle looks just like me with lighter hair and we have nearly identical personalities and temperaments.  I feel kinda bad about that....sorry Middle! 

The only thing worse is when they ask about his "real" mom, to which I reply that I wasn't aware that I am imaginary!

  Someone at work, knowing I have older parents, asked, about the kids in my family,
  "Are you real or are you adopted?"  I've heard of tactless/clueless questions about adoption, but that beats them all.  :facepalm2:

 :lol1:  I've never heard this, too funny.  I'll have to remember to be ready for that one.

  :lol1:    For the record, we are  "real,"  born to a very fertile middle-aged woman,
      and if she'd married young, I would probably be the oldest of 17 instead of just 3!
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #49 on: June 21, 2013, 03:47:30 PM »
People who stare at you.

Makes me nervous.  When i am nervous i do silly things like trip up, or walk into poor unsuspecting parking meters and then apologise.

"Just fuck off and quit looking at me you nosey parker"  :tard:
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #50 on: June 21, 2013, 04:41:11 PM »
Quote from: bodie on June 21, 2013, 03:47:30 PM
People who stare at you.

Makes me nervous.  When i am nervous i do silly things like trip up, or walk into poor unsuspecting parking meters and then apologise.

"Just fuck off and quit looking at me you nosey parker"  :tard:

  I think some people don't even notice that they're staring, they're zoned out!  :tard:
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #51 on: June 21, 2013, 05:59:30 PM »
Randy said he's more high functioning than us.  Apologized. Said he's not making fun. :lol1:
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #52 on: June 21, 2013, 06:31:21 PM »
Quote from: bodie on June 21, 2013, 03:47:30 PM
People who stare at you.

Makes me nervous.  When i am nervous i do silly things like trip up, or walk into poor unsuspecting parking meters and then apologise.

"Just fuck off and quit looking at me you nosey parker"  :tard:

LOL, me too. I'm hopelessly clumsy.
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #53 on: June 22, 2013, 11:21:54 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 21, 2013, 05:59:30 PM
Randy said he's more high functioning than us.  Apologized. Said he's not making fun. :lol1:

Damn man. You should be grateful God took the time to pass along his message.
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2013, 12:51:11 PM »
What happened to Randy?
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2013, 02:02:35 PM »
He'll pop back up soon enough

I hate it when people see you are struggling trying to do something to start talking to you.  They do this to me at work a lot when I am setting up ladders or trying to reach just a little further than I should off of one to hit me with the 'What ya doing'
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2013, 02:42:06 AM »
Quote from: Parts on June 22, 2013, 02:02:35 PM
He'll pop back up soon enough

I hate it when people see you are struggling trying to do something to start talking to you.  They do this to me at work a lot when I am setting up ladders or trying to reach just a little further than I should off of one to hit me with the 'What ya doing'

  That must be especially annoying when it's completely obvious what you are doing.  :facepalm2:
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2013, 07:43:00 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 22, 2013, 12:51:11 PM
What happened to Randy?

Probably having a threesome with perfectly shaped twins, both under 30 and in a bath of ginseng infused rose scented water.
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2013, 09:23:32 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 23, 2013, 07:43:00 PM
Quote from: odeon on June 22, 2013, 12:51:11 PM
What happened to Randy?

Probably having a threesome with perfectly shaped twins, both under 30 and in a bath of ginseng infused rose scented water.
Or betting off in the liberry again.  :evillaugh:
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #59 on: June 23, 2013, 11:20:37 PM »
Server admins who blame everything but the server. >:(
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