I'm about to
, but it is necessary.
SMALL TALK.
So pointless. So tedious. So annoying.
If we're going to say meaningless scripted phrases at the start of every conversation, couldn't they at least be a little more amusing? And they think we're weird for echolating.
I've been told that these exchanges serve a purpose comparable to ass sniffing in dogs. I don't want anyone's nose up my ass, thank you very much!