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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2013, 07:30:19 PM »

My plug was on a chain connected to the bath.  The urchin freed it somehow.  Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath.   :zoinks:    Does that count?


Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail.  They hover checking prices.  They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place.  I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.
Fucking doo dahs piss me off too whether they are in a store or on the highway.  :thumbdn:

  I understand wher you two are coming from.  I often become enraged when others are physically
  stopping me from doing what I want or need to do, you should see me cut through a crowd at the mall!  :bloody:

I saw your violent nature on the SF waterfront.  :indeed:
local 10 is militant.
I have only known 2 Longshoreman. We don't typically work around your Union.

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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2013, 07:32:32 PM »
That only happens when one union tries to steal someone elses work. Do you know how to get a millwright to give a blow job? Tell him it is someone else job.

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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2013, 07:38:22 PM »
That only happens when one union tries to steal someone elses work. Do you know how to get a millwright to give a blow job? Tell him it is someone else job.

     Does that actually work?   :zoinks:
« Last Edit: June 19, 2013, 07:40:32 PM by couldbecousin »
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2013, 07:46:09 PM »
That only happens when one union tries to steal someone elses work. Do you know how to get a millwright to give a blow job? Tell him it is someone else job.

     Does that actually work?   :zoinks:
I have never actually tried it.  :dunno: But it is humorous.

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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2013, 07:59:30 PM »
That only happens when one union tries to steal someone elses work. Do you know how to get a millwright to give a blow job? Tell him it is someone else job.

     Does that actually work?   :zoinks:
I have never actually tried it.  :dunno:  But it is humorous.

        Nice save. :trollface:
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2013, 08:47:05 PM »
I guess as a non driver it doesn't bother me what people do with their cars.  :nerdy:
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2013, 08:54:29 PM »
People who are obviously not handicapped, using handicap placards and parking in handicapped spots.

This disgusting old looking bitch used an expired 2009 placard and took the space. My mom has severe arthritis. I didn't have my phone with me at the time to take a pic.
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2013, 11:04:58 PM »
My plug was on a chain connected to the bath.  The urchin freed it somehow.  Now i can't find it so i had to get pliers to free the kitchen plug to run a bath.   :zoinks:    Does that count?


Also, people who meander around supermarket aisles at the speed of a stoned snail.  They hover checking prices.  They chat endless amounts of shite to each other and just clog up the place.  I like to get them in the shins with my trolley.

I hate them, the idiots who clog up the aisles.
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2013, 11:16:16 PM »
What else yanks my chain:
People who, when their dog is pooping on someone else's grass, get busy on their phone not noticing.
Then walk away without cleaning it up.

I'm all for picking up poop if required, what yanks my chain is when people get all principle.. -ish? about it, like my dad and his wife. They are awesome people, but too awesome, too nice, too helpful, sometimes :D
For example, when walking my grandmothers dog in Spain, dads wife insisted I bring along some dog-poo bags, to recover the poop.
As the only moron in Valencia, to touch dog-shit.
Theres a HUGE "flower bed" outside, with litterally 100 000 dog-shits on it.

I asked, rethorically, "so... you guys want me to... aim between the hundreds of shits - and pick up our... one... shit. And discard, of that shit - amongst the thousands."
"YES."
"No."

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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2013, 11:18:17 PM »
People who claim to be something they really aren't.
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #25 on: June 20, 2013, 01:42:31 AM »
^ yes like santa.  He is a fucker for doing it.  :santa:
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #26 on: June 20, 2013, 01:54:33 AM »
^ yes like santa.  He is a fucker for doing it.  :santa:

  Oh, I can think of a little blondie who's going to be very sad this Christmas! 


   But I've been very good!   :blonde:            :santa:   Bullshit, little lady, I heard what you called me!  HO  HO  HO!
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2013, 05:36:07 AM »
^ yes like santa.  He is a fucker for doing it.  :santa:

  Oh, I can think of a little blondie who's going to be very sad this Christmas! 


   But I've been very good!   :blonde:            :santa:   Bullshit, little lady, I heard what you called me!  HO  HO  HO!

You made :santa: say "Bullshit"  :zombiefuck:
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #28 on: June 20, 2013, 06:07:43 AM »
^ yes like santa.  He is a fucker for doing it.  :santa:

  Oh, I can think of a little blondie who's going to be very sad this Christmas! 


   But I've been very good!   :blonde:            :santa:   Bullshit, little lady, I heard what you called me!  HO  HO  HO!

You made :santa: say "Bullshit"  :zombiefuck:

  Hey, Bodie started it, she called me a fucker!  HO HO HO!    :santa:
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Re: That really yanks my chain
« Reply #29 on: June 20, 2013, 06:13:25 AM »
^ yes like santa.  He is a fucker for doing it.  :santa:

  Oh, I can think of a little blondie who's going to be very sad this Christmas! 


   But I've been very good!   :blonde:            :santa:   Bullshit, little lady, I heard what you called me!  HO  HO  HO!

You made :santa: say "Bullshit"  :zombiefuck:

  Hey, Bodie started it, she called me a fucker!  HO HO HO!    :santa:
You are not :santa: , you are CBC, acting as if you are :santa:. And CBC lets :santa: say "Bullshit". And CBC lets :santa: find excuses, by pointing at someone else to blame.

What will this do to little children, who see :santa: as the role model for good behaviour.

Ponder on it,  :cbc:  and repent.
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