What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?A pool table.
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Quote from: skyblue1 on June 26, 2013, 07:19:02 PMEver really got into an actual hairpulling, knock down, drag out?While pole dancing?Sadly, no. My cousin beat the crap out of me once because she thought I stole her barbie purse. I was 7 and I didn't even like barbies. After that I developed a healthy fear of most females.
Ever really got into an actual hairpulling, knock down, drag out?While pole dancing?
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 26, 2013, 07:22:00 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on June 26, 2013, 07:19:02 PMEver really got into an actual hairpulling, knock down, drag out?While pole dancing?Sadly, no. My cousin beat the crap out of me once because she thought I stole her barbie purse. I was 7 and I didn't even like barbies. After that I developed a healthy fear of most females. yeah, but that was a 100 years ago
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
If you were a pole dancer- what would you be known for?
Quote from: sg1008 on June 26, 2013, 07:23:24 PMIf you were a pole dancer- what would you be known for?I can honestly say I've never given that one much thought! Any suggestions?
Quote from: sg1008 on June 26, 2013, 04:39:42 PMAspieMomma, what would you say are the most important traits of a marriageable lady?Surpise. Fear. Ruthless efficiency. An almost fanatical devotion to the pope. Nice red uniforms. No, wait, that is the Spanish Inquisition. A potential mate should be able to carry on a stimulating conversation. They should be passionate about what they believe in. They should have a silly side as well. A potential mate should be capable of doing thoughtful things without expecting so much as an acknowledgement in return. They should not smother you nor should they neglect you. They should accept your quirks if they are harmless. They should challenge you, making you strive to be a better person. They should be the sort of person you would want as a role model for a child, whether you intend to have children or not. One thing a lot of people don't take into consideration is in-laws. If you can't stand your beloved's parents, think twice before taking them on as family. A dysfunctional relationship with the in-laws can be toxic to a marriage. Beware of sociopaths and narcissists. Everything else is just icing on the cake.
AspieMomma, what would you say are the most important traits of a marriageable lady?
^ It is the "and shit" part that I'm particularly pleased with. Oooh, I like the fire!
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 26, 2013, 07:49:11 PM^ It is the "and shit" part that I'm particularly pleased with. Oooh, I like the fire! Usually people get annoyed with my "and shit"s, and my "deal with it faggot"s, and my "you're a nigger"s. Good on you.
didnt see the beer at first
Quote from: skyblue1 on June 26, 2013, 08:28:41 PMdidnt see the beer at first Understandable. Lovely teeth.
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 26, 2013, 08:30:34 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on June 26, 2013, 08:28:41 PMdidnt see the beer at first Understandable. Lovely teeth. Teeth?
