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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #120 on: June 29, 2013, 03:32:23 PM »
Tall people have a longer stride so seem to walk too fast.

  I have a very long stride and fast walking pace for a short person.  My father once criticized my stride
   because it makes me appear to bob up and down, but he's very short too and used to walk the same way!  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #121 on: June 29, 2013, 08:26:45 PM »
Tall people have a longer stride so seem to walk too fast.

  I have a very long stride and fast walking pace for a short person.  My father once criticized my stride
   because it makes me appear to bob up and down, but he's very short too and used to walk the same way!  :zoinks:


Well what are we supposed to do, jog to keep up? A longer stride is necessary when strolling with tall folks.  :M  Besides, a more strenuous pace makes for sexy toned legs.  :eyebrows:

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #122 on: June 30, 2013, 01:04:19 AM »
As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces.  We can't reach tall shelves easily.  Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences.  Seat belts that cut across nipples and necks. 
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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #123 on: July 01, 2013, 12:05:10 PM »
As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces.  We can't reach tall shelves easily.  Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences.  Seat belts that cut across nipples
 and necks.

 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #124 on: July 01, 2013, 12:07:02 PM »
Sorry, I got distracted, did you say something?
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #125 on: July 01, 2013, 12:47:35 PM »
Tall people have a longer stride so seem to walk too fast.

  I have a very long stride and fast walking pace for a short person.  My father once criticized my stride
   because it makes me appear to bob up and down, but he's very short too and used to walk the same way!  :zoinks:

I didn't notice your walking style as being unusual.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #126 on: July 01, 2013, 12:49:09 PM »
I walk on the flaming skulls of babies and puppies.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #127 on: July 01, 2013, 04:16:33 PM »
As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces.  We can't reach tall shelves easily.  Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences.  Seat belts that cut across nipples
 and necks.

 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Well, that perked me up.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #128 on: July 01, 2013, 04:43:52 PM »
As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces.  We can't reach tall shelves easily.  Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences.  Seat belts that cut across nipples
 and necks.

 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Well, that perked me up.

:D

For some reason I have been thinking so much about breasts today. More than usual.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #129 on: July 01, 2013, 04:45:10 PM »
As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces.  We can't reach tall shelves easily.  Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences.  Seat belts that cut across nipples
 and necks.

 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Well, that perked me up.

:D

For some reason I have been thinking so much about breasts today. More than usual.
you have been hanging around rage to much

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #130 on: July 01, 2013, 04:49:01 PM »
As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces.  We can't reach tall shelves easily.  Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences.  Seat belts that cut across nipples
 and necks.

 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Well, that perked me up.

:D

For some reason I have been thinking so much about breasts today. More than usual.
you have been hanging around rage to much

I'm trying to figure out if that was some kind of covert allusion to a joke I am unaware of....
If not,  then it wasn't rage. He doesn't talk about boobies.

I dunno what...
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #131 on: July 02, 2013, 05:44:55 PM »
Boobies.  :autism:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #132 on: July 03, 2013, 07:17:41 PM »
If you had to put your kids in comparison to the Three Stooges which ones will be Moe, Larry, and Curly?

This is a message board, not a ouija board  :zombiefuck:

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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #133 on: July 03, 2013, 09:50:07 PM »
If you had to put your kids in comparison to the Three Stooges which ones will be Moe, Larry, and Curly?

Youngest would be Curly.  He is a little pudgey and a lot clumsy!
Middle would be Moe.  He's more assertive than the other two. 
Oldest would be Larry.  He's a bit more timid and sensitive. 


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Re: Ask AspieMomma anything
« Reply #134 on: July 04, 2013, 02:36:34 PM »
As mentioned, we can't see the top of high surfaces.  We can't reach tall shelves easily.  Tables and booths in restaurants are sometimes uncomfortable because of their height differences.  Seat belts that cut across nipples
 and necks.

 :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Well, that perked me up.

:D

For some reason I have been thinking so much about breasts today. More than usual.

Are you hungry?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!