The "developed country problem" thread

["couldbecousin"]

  The pie fillings I mix into cakes at work make the cakes overly moist and rich, nothing I can do about it. 

[McGiver]

When guided through an auto mated phone system I press one for English.

["couldbecousin"]

  Crumpled dollars all over the apartment, who has time to pick them all up and fold them? 

["couldbecousin"]

  Whenever there's a British holiday, the British gossip sites take the day off and I have no new gossip to read. 

[McGiver]

Chemtrails

["couldbecousin"]

  I am allergic to soy milk and rice milk, how shall I cope? 

["couldbecousin"]

  The  "energy saver"  setting on my android phone makes the screen dimmer than I would like. 

[TheoK]

My car is 4 years old.

My car is 18 years old. If it were a girl it would be too old 

[TheoK]

The mobile phone mum gave me must be reloaded more often than my old one 

[Parts]

My lawn grows too fast and needs to be mowed too often

["couldbecousin"]

My lawn grows too fast and needs to be mowed too often

  That's awful.  I'll bet it's a big lawn too. 

["couldbecousin"]

  Speaking of lawns, my brother's house has both a front lawn and a back lawn.  Too much mowing! 

[Gopher Gary]

I had to buy a blue ray player for my hdtv.

["couldbecousin"]

I had to buy a blue ray player for my hdtv.

  The two air conditioners I bought a few years ago are so heavy that I needed help carrying them up the stairs. 

["couldbecousin"]

  My microwave oven makes an annoying beeping sound when the food is ready.