Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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The screen rotation feature on my smartphone doesn't always rotate when I want it to.
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 08, 2015, 11:55:05 AM The screen rotation feature on my smartphone doesn't always rotate when I want it to. Mine is the same and sometimes the rotation feature gets turned off somehow
All sorts of weirdness happens with mine when I put it in my pocket.
Quote from: Parts on February 08, 2015, 12:00:46 PMAll sorts of weirdness happens with mine when I put it in my pocket. Mine is too big to fit in any of my pockets.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
All the free coffee makes it difficult to cut back on my caffeine intake.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on February 09, 2015, 07:50:32 PMAll the free coffee makes it difficult to cut back on my caffeine intake. Switch to decaf.
Quote from: Semicolon on February 10, 2015, 10:21:33 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on February 09, 2015, 07:50:32 PMAll the free coffee makes it difficult to cut back on my caffeine intake. Switch to decaf. The free coffee is never decaf.
Needing half a bloody toilet roll for a soggy consistency turd.
Quote from: Graelwyn on February 10, 2015, 10:01:24 PMNeeding half a bloody toilet roll for a soggy consistency turd. The difference in slang makes this sentence read differently in American English. I was wondering why the was covered in blood.
Quote from: Semicolon on February 11, 2015, 01:34:44 PMQuote from: Graelwyn on February 10, 2015, 10:01:24 PMNeeding half a bloody toilet roll for a soggy consistency turd. The difference in slang makes this sentence read differently in American English. I was wondering why the was covered in blood. Well, that could bring up a whole different conversation but no, just another word for 'damn' I suppose. I always forget you don't use the word there for the same reasons.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Graelwyn on February 11, 2015, 02:33:19 PMQuote from: Semicolon on February 11, 2015, 01:34:44 PMQuote from: Graelwyn on February 10, 2015, 10:01:24 PMNeeding half a bloody toilet roll for a soggy consistency turd. The difference in slang makes this sentence read differently in American English. I was wondering why the was covered in blood. Well, that could bring up a whole different conversation but no, just another word for 'damn' I suppose. I always forget you don't use the word there for the same reasons.I go to a thread for fun, and I need to learn something.
