The "developed country problem" thread

[McGiver]

CBC, I lolled. I thought it was clever.

[RageBeoulve]

  The point of this thread is self-mockery.  It's for laughs.  Not worth spiking your blood pressure.
   We know the posts are spoiled and entitled whines about petty complaints.  They're supposed to be. 

I know, but it makes fun of something that actually exists. Besides, my blood is always boiling. 

  That's why it's funny. 

I am a warrior, not Stephen Colbert. 

["couldbecousin"]

  My smartphone won't let me type the word escarole.  It auto-corrects it every time. 

[Jack]

Just re-read this entire thread; cousin is riot.

["couldbecousin"]

My boss did most of the weekend's work yesterday.  I won't have anything to do at work tomorrow. 

[Gopher Gary]

The ice dispenser on the refrigerator is broken, so I have to open the door to get ice. 

[Gopher Gary]

The ice dispenser on the refrigerator is broken, so I have to open the door to get ice. 

That means no more crushed ice either. 

[Lestat]

Do what I've always done (never HAD an ice dispenser or crusher), bag ice cubes, stick the bag on the floor and wallop it a few times with a lump hammer. A little ghetto but it does the trick alright. I do it when I want crushed ice for say, making a magarita or to cool down some chemistry-related procedure or other.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

I couldn't score a small bag of grade B weed, so I had to buy a whole ounce.

I only wanted a quarter so now I have to try to sell the rest. 

[RageBeoulve]

Why don't you just grow it like a man?

[Yuri Bezmenov]

I don't have a place to grow it around here.

["couldbecousin"]

  A week's paid vacation from work = a week without free food from work. 

['andersom']

I don't have a place to grow it around here.

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[Semicolon]

I don't have a place to grow it around here.

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[Lestat]

What kind of weed? skunk or hash? Or oil, or even oil that takes the form of a waxy pseudo-crystalline looking solid called shatter? (which needless to say is uber-potent and to be handled with some care)

Just woke up after sleeping in sat down w/todays newspaper after knocking back 2 caps of chlormethiazole and some clonidine in addition to my rather generous morphine and oxy  Woke up too late to go score in town though, so that shall have to wait until tomorrow. Bugger, pestilence, cunting bags of arseholes and damnation upon the pig-beshitten nails of christ.

Oh well. First thing tomorrow then.

*day after typing the above parts of this post, same thing happened and I ended up nodding out before Toady  could GO out; by the time Toady came out of his gouch it had become too late to go out and pick up.