A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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When I was 17 I got really stoned and stared into my girlfriends vagina. I thought I saw Jesus. Turned out to be a bearded clam.Bazinga.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
so long as you appropriately worship it, what's the difference? at least the bearded clam gives something back.
Quote from: AwesomePossum on June 14, 2013, 01:49:04 PMso long as you appropriately worship it, what's the difference? at least the bearded clam gives something back.just like Jesus, the bearded clam got nailed.
Quote from: McPostWhore on June 14, 2013, 03:31:11 PMQuote from: AwesomePossum on June 14, 2013, 01:49:04 PMso long as you appropriately worship it, what's the difference? at least the bearded clam gives something back.just like Jesus, the bearded clam got nailed.And it came to life after the little death.
How do they know it is Jesus? He isn't the only guy in history to sport a beard or suffer death by crucifixion. What if the ancient prophet Bob is trying to send us a message?
Quote from: AspieMomma on June 19, 2013, 07:58:39 AMHow do they know it is Jesus? He isn't the only guy in history to sport a beard or suffer death by crucifixion. What if the ancient prophet Bob is trying to send us a message?Born in the Middle East 2000 years ago....he was a white guy with sandy coloured hair...
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 19, 2013, 08:48:59 AMQuote from: AspieMomma on June 19, 2013, 07:58:39 AMHow do they know it is Jesus? He isn't the only guy in history to sport a beard or suffer death by crucifixion. What if the ancient prophet Bob is trying to send us a message?Born in the Middle East 2000 years ago....he was a white guy with sandy coloured hair... Well, I guess that would be a dead giveaway!