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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2013, 03:54:39 PM »
I'm pretty sure she licks both of em.
im pretty sure he does too.
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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2013, 07:59:26 PM »
He has been having kitten milk from a dropper and he has had some kitten tuna.  I have been wiping his rear end with wet cotton wool, too.  :tard:

I think the mama cat puts gentle pressure on the kitten's bladder when it licks to stimulate urination.  Kittens don't usually poop until much older and they are weaned.   
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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2013, 10:46:48 PM »
Aw, cute kitten.  :thumbup:  You shouldn't have problem socializing a cat that young. 

How about Barnacle?  Kinda goes with Urchin.

I thought my cat was pregnant a while back.  Her belly grew very quickly during the first few weeks after we adopted her.  Turned out she was just chubbin' out.  :laugh: 

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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2013, 11:44:55 PM »
My family's cat is going to be 5 years old around October or so... We adopted him when it just turned 4.

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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2013, 07:36:31 AM »
Aw, cute kitten.  :thumbup:  You shouldn't have problem socializing a cat that young. 

How about Barnacle?  Kinda goes with Urchin.

I thought my cat was pregnant a while back.  Her belly grew very quickly during the first few weeks after we adopted her.  Turned out she was just chubbin' out.  :laugh:
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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2013, 07:48:33 AM »
Aw, cute kitten.  :thumbup:  You shouldn't have problem socializing a cat that young. 

How about Barnacle?  Kinda goes with Urchin.

I thought my cat was pregnant a while back.  Her belly grew very quickly during the first few weeks after we adopted her.  Turned out she was just chubbin' out.  :laugh:
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Will you change your name to McBarnacle then too, if she calls it that way?
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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2013, 08:02:11 AM »
Aw, cute kitten.  :thumbup:  You shouldn't have problem socializing a cat that young. 

How about Barnacle?  Kinda goes with Urchin.

I thought my cat was pregnant a while back.  Her belly grew very quickly during the first few weeks after we adopted her.  Turned out she was just chubbin' out.  :laugh:
McBarnacle.

Will you change your name to McBarnacle then too, if she calls it that way?
sure. I will be whatever Mc the kitty is.
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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2013, 08:05:43 AM »
Aw, cute kitten.  :thumbup:  You shouldn't have problem socializing a cat that young. 

How about Barnacle?  Kinda goes with Urchin.

I thought my cat was pregnant a while back.  Her belly grew very quickly during the first few weeks after we adopted her.  Turned out she was just chubbin' out.  :laugh:
McBarnacle.

Will you change your name to McBarnacle then too, if she calls it that way?
sure. I will be whatever Mc the kitty is.

Craving a caressing hand, and a lap to curl up on?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2013, 08:07:19 AM »
Aw, cute kitten.  :thumbup:  You shouldn't have problem socializing a cat that young. 

How about Barnacle?  Kinda goes with Urchin.

I thought my cat was pregnant a while back.  Her belly grew very quickly during the first few weeks after we adopted her.  Turned out she was just chubbin' out.  :laugh:
McBarnacle.

Will you change your name to McBarnacle then too, if she calls it that way?
sure. I will be whatever Mc the kitty is.

Craving a caressing hand, and a lap to curl up on?
i wouldn't reject it.
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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2013, 08:09:11 AM »
Aw, cute kitten.  :thumbup:  You shouldn't have problem socializing a cat that young. 

How about Barnacle?  Kinda goes with Urchin.

I thought my cat was pregnant a while back.  Her belly grew very quickly during the first few weeks after we adopted her.  Turned out she was just chubbin' out.  :laugh:
McBarnacle.

Will you change your name to McBarnacle then too, if she calls it that way?
sure. I will be whatever Mc the kitty is.

Craving a caressing hand, and a lap to curl up on?
i wouldn't reject it.

Would you purr? And would you use your nails?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2013, 08:12:15 AM »
Aw, cute kitten.  :thumbup:  You shouldn't have problem socializing a cat that young. 

How about Barnacle?  Kinda goes with Urchin.

I thought my cat was pregnant a while back.  Her belly grew very quickly during the first few weeks after we adopted her.  Turned out she was just chubbin' out.  :laugh:
McBarnacle.

Will you change your name to McBarnacle then too, if she calls it that way?
sure. I will be whatever Mc the kitty is.

Craving a caressing hand, and a lap to curl up on?
i wouldn't reject it.

Would you purr? And would you use your nails?
yes and yes. I would knead that bread.
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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2013, 08:16:39 AM »
Aw, cute kitten.  :thumbup:  You shouldn't have problem socializing a cat that young. 

How about Barnacle?  Kinda goes with Urchin.

I thought my cat was pregnant a while back.  Her belly grew very quickly during the first few weeks after we adopted her.  Turned out she was just chubbin' out.  :laugh:
McBarnacle.

Will you change your name to McBarnacle then too, if she calls it that way?
sure. I will be whatever Mc the kitty is.

Craving a caressing hand, and a lap to curl up on?
i wouldn't reject it.

Would you purr? And would you use your nails?
yes and yes. I would knead that bread.
:laugh:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2013, 08:34:06 AM »
He is a 'he' and i have called him

'Fester'
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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2013, 10:25:49 AM »
He is a 'he' and i have called him

'Fester'
McFester?
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Re: My feral kitten
« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2013, 10:28:58 AM »
AAAHHHH

SO CUTE!

I LOVE HIM!!!!11!1